So my mom called when I wa piss-drunk tonight, because I went out with my borther and his new wife for the first time in my entire life, and we had a great time. But rhey're staying with my parnets, and my mom worries incessantlay, and she called me after they had taken a cab home and when I was piss-drunk, ike I am as I'm typoing thks. Oh well, it had to happen soner or later. The irony is that I was telling my new sister-in-law about my parents and how they didn't know half the shiot about mwe that I do. Hah. Eh, fuck, it. Time to sleep. I'll worry about this tomorrow..
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