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Friday Aug 26, 2005

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the conflict begins...backwards

i forgot to sign out when i left work for the night

i nearly yelled at two head cashiers

my first customer's transaction came to $6.66

today cannot be explained just by those sentences blackeyed blackeyed whatever whatever confused confused
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snowballinhell:
I'm always forgetting to sign out when I finish work tongue Luckily as the stockroom staff are the last ones left in the building, it doesn't really matter that much!

Sounds like you had a pretty surreal day

Here, have a kiss

Love and kisses
Michelle xx
Aug 27, 2005
frantic:
hed say (in a james maison voice) no i dont have a plan because i havent invented it yet, im going to create another flood,

so then hell go to noahs offspring.......

"Noah IIIVIIVVVI Build be an arc"

And noah who again is sean connery for this film would say

"errrr an arc? Thats a bit out dated we have ferris nowa days and speed boats and cargo ships"

god replies

"Wait you all have boats"

"yes"

"So the flood plan wouldnt work then"

"well no and it didnt really last time were all still fucking here you ass"

"Ah bummer ok er plan 2"

"which is?"

"not sure really put all my forethought into a flood really"

"not the best god ever are you really"

"well who is?"

"Elvis"

"What?".....................


and it would kinda go on from there..........
Aug 27, 2005

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