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Friday Feb 18, 2005

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these are my confessions (usher, you fuck, get out of my head): i am a sex starved lunatic. i've had sex with two women in my life time and i have yet to go down on a woman. i totally want to do it but i'm worried about it too: what if i get a bad pussy or what if i get a good one and don't know it. and with the current climate of disease, do i really want to lick one? FUCK YEAH!! no....yes....no....i don't really want to risk disease for a taste. i remember when i was younger and i saw a commercial for ally mcbeal...the episode featured the great john ritter....but during the commercial ally launches herself into the air and lands crotch first on john ritter's face while he is standing. this commercial played more than a few times, i remember it clearly not only because of the content but because my mom was sitting across from me also watching tv. and sex was such a taboo subject in my house that nothing was made of such a bizarre display...
so, mosfozzy's list of things to do for that special girl:
1. cunnilingus
2. spanking
3. cunnilingus
4. make pancakes

i know, sounds romantic ARRR!!! oink
marybee:
hmmmm.......my suggestion is to buy that flavored lube and have sex a little first then go down on her if you're really worried about the taste. Plus it's a good time to practice because she'll already be very sensitive. She'll love you no matter what you do because going down in the middle is great! About the disease thing, they have diaphrams. I've never used one but they're not uncommon. I don't usually think about protection during oral but I've had the same partner for almost 3 yrs now so I know he's cooty free. biggrin

Good luck. I've always wanted to go down on a girl too. I'm sure one day I will. wink
Feb 18, 2005
suzy_kabloozy:
Wow ... mmmm ... girls are good.

My brother has never been on television to the best of my knowledge, but he was a professional roadie for many years and traveled all over the United States and even went to Finland once. I suppose it is possible that at some point in his life he was on television.

Where did you think you saw him?
Feb 18, 2005

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