jeffreylebowski

i sat through a 5 hour deposition, today. yes. 5 hours of a lawyer asking me question after question after question. How the fuck am i supposed to remember what someone said to me, exactly, a year and a half ago?! this lawyer was the first person i have ever seen play "good cop, bad cop" with both sides of their personality. she'd ask a question as bad cop and then try to coax an answer playing good cop. it was freaky. I didn't remember the name of some girl i had dated last year. everyone had a great laugh about that. and i couldn't remember my address from 3 years ago and that was only the 10th (or so) question. at one point, i was mumbling out loud and openly admitted it.

fuck.
all.
lawyers.