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jeffreylebowski

Mexico

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Sunday Jan 25, 2004

Jan 25, 2004
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1. lurk mode
So i've been going out the past coupla weekends and occasionally on school nights. and for all the times i've gone out, recently, i've managed to spend the whole night not talking anyone new. For instance, last night I went to a friend's gallery opening. it was a nice little spot. with cute girls here and there. i managed to not talk to a single girl. strike that. i did talk to this kansas-y looking chick named 'Dorothy'. and she was cute, but her personality got in her way but that didn't count because she bummed a smoke from me. i also talked to this cute little girl who kept giving me compliments about this scarf i was wearing, and then when i stopped to talk with her, she then proceeded to compliment me on my glasses, my jacket, my hair and my sneakers. but then she grabbed on to her man, who was standing next to me, getting a kick outta me, being all bashful cuz his girl was giving me all this attention. I did see a couple of really choice ladies there that i would have liked to have talked to, but just couldn't get it together to talk to them. i just clam up, it's like i have no problem with being social with women who hint at me or show interest in me, but when i see a slammin' hottie across the room, that i'd like to talk to, and we exchange slight eye contact, i just can't get it together enough to go and say hi. I guess i'm just in lurk mode, hiding behind my friends' outrageous actor-personalities. i was also slightly stifled by an old friend that was hitting on me all night, she wouldn't quit! i guess that does make it harder to get yer groove on. if you see me out, come say hi. i could use a new friend.

2. herbal remedies
So I've been having some weird dry skin issues lately. and feeling a touch under the weather, like i have a stealth flu or something, that doesn't knock me out, but just zaps my energy sometimes. and I'm not big on western medicine. My pops has been trying to get me to go to Chinatown to go see an herbal doctor. I sorta forgot about the herbal doctor option until heather had a blurb in her journal about getting some herbs. So yesterday, saturday, i decided to head out to chinatown. I had no idea where to go, but i knew that there would be little shops with doctors in the back that prescribe you combinations of herbs. Just my luck, i decide to go to Chinatown, on the day of the Chinese New Year Parade. It took me an hour just to find parking. But once i got outta the car, it was a nice little surprise. So i spent an hour or so, wondering around along the parade route looking for the herb doctor. i finally found one, and he takes me into the back office, he puts his hand on the pulse of each of my hands for 3-4 minutes each, and then tells me that i have the flu and it's making my body temperature a couple degrees higher then it should be and it's giving me skin problems. what?! So the shop gives me 6 bags of herbs, and each back is huge! they have like ginseng in them and tree bark, and dead flowers and berries and weird shavings of stuff, i don't know, it looked like that little pile of stuff that's left over after you rake and pick up leaves. and i swear there's some dried fish in here. no joke! So i get them home and the recipe is to boil 6 cups of water, put a bag of herbs in and then reduce the water to one cup. These herbs smell like shit and they stink up the whole house. I finally get it boiled down, and as feared, the herb tea taste like dooky, so i just down the whole cup and chase it with orange juice. i have to do this twice a day for 6 days then i have to go back to the doc. i really hope this works, or i'm gonna be pissed! my house smells like dooky!

3. Interesting link for the day: Belle De Jour: diary of a london call girl. is a blog put out by this very funny chick, who is employed in the world's oldest profession. Very hip and witty with lot's of insider knowledge of the biz. a great morning read.

4. From the warped minds that brought you SUPER TROOPERS, comes:
Broken Lizard's CLUB DREAD. feb 27th!
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
ultraloveninja:
Lurk all you want man, action is the answer... you'll either get the nerve, or be drunk enough, but it's better than regret. wink
Jan 30, 2004
sweettarts:
thank u for the presidential nomination. that was WONDERFUL of you. by the way........
TAG!!!!! youre it
Jan 30, 2004

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