ok, it's Sunday night. a lot of sexy talky on the boards tonight. i'll venture out on a limb here. here's my weekend and heady analysis of said weekend:
Friday: went to 2 parties. first one was a dinner party action at a club. a good friend's wife's bday dinner. she has several cutie chick friends. i manage to not talk to any of them and slink outta the club at 11. Then go over to a friend's house party. a couple of cute chicks there. i actually manage to speak to one, but nothing comes out of it.
Saturday: I go to the SG Burlesque show in LA by myself and manage to talk to no one, 'cept Sean and my ex-girlfriend (who i adore, but you get my point). After that, i go home and watch a movie.
Sunday: I go to a museum exhibit and see 2 girls that pique my interest. girl #1: who i know has dated an acquaintance of mine. she doesn't know me though. we talk briefly (about a book of the exhibit, coincidentally, but i'm too shy to tell her that i know who she is). girl #2: a real little cutie. i can't even manage to say hello, even though it's pretty obvious she sees me (i was so nervous). i kick myself (mentally) and hi-tail it outta there and go home alone.
Analysis: I have no BALLS! Please god! can i have a set of cojones? my life would be a helluva lot easier with a big bright shiny pair of BALLS. help me! this is a fucking cry for help! i need you ladies to give me a good nudge to say that it's a good thing to say hi to these ladies i keep seeing out. help me!!!
Friday: went to 2 parties. first one was a dinner party action at a club. a good friend's wife's bday dinner. she has several cutie chick friends. i manage to not talk to any of them and slink outta the club at 11. Then go over to a friend's house party. a couple of cute chicks there. i actually manage to speak to one, but nothing comes out of it.
Saturday: I go to the SG Burlesque show in LA by myself and manage to talk to no one, 'cept Sean and my ex-girlfriend (who i adore, but you get my point). After that, i go home and watch a movie.
Sunday: I go to a museum exhibit and see 2 girls that pique my interest. girl #1: who i know has dated an acquaintance of mine. she doesn't know me though. we talk briefly (about a book of the exhibit, coincidentally, but i'm too shy to tell her that i know who she is). girl #2: a real little cutie. i can't even manage to say hello, even though it's pretty obvious she sees me (i was so nervous). i kick myself (mentally) and hi-tail it outta there and go home alone.
Analysis: I have no BALLS! Please god! can i have a set of cojones? my life would be a helluva lot easier with a big bright shiny pair of BALLS. help me! this is a fucking cry for help! i need you ladies to give me a good nudge to say that it's a good thing to say hi to these ladies i keep seeing out. help me!!!
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but you can have a shot of jizz on your face instead
Though don't get too confident because chicks can be assholes jsut like guys can be bitches.