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Thursday Feb 12, 2004

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Norway.

Findis, Norway... fish fingers Norway...

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"We know a certian fiord in Norway near where the cod gather in great shoals. There, yonce the... stangalens..."

Fraction more on that shoals thing, because you rolled it around very nicely.

Yeah, roll it round and I have no more time. You don't know what I'm up against. Because it's full of, of things that are only correct because they're grammatical, but they're tough on the ear, you see... this is a very wearying one, it's unpleasent to read. Unrewarding.

"Because findis freeze the cod at sea, and then add a crumb crisp..."

Hmm, 'crumb crisp coating'.

*discusses*

That's tough, 'crumb crisp coating'.

*chatter*

I think - no, because of the way it's written. You need to break it up, because it's not, it's not as conversationally written. What?

Take 'crumb' out.

"Take crumb out." Good.

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Here, under protest, is "Beef Burgers."

"We know a little place in the American far west... where Charlie Briggs chops up the finest prarie-fed beef, and tastes..."

This is a lot of shit, you know that.

*chatter*

You want one more? More on, what, beef?

You, you missed the first 'beef' actually, completely -

What?

- you're emphasizing 'prarie-fed' -

But you can't emphasize 'beef', that's like his wanting me to emphasize 'in' before 'July', come on fellas, you're losing your heads. I wouldn't direct any living actor like this in Shakespeare! the way you do this, it's impossible!

Orson, you did six last year, and were by far and away the best and I know the reason

The right reading for this is the one I'm giving it.

...for the moment.

I spend... twenty times more for you people than for any other commercial I've ever made. You're such pests!

Now what is it you want? In your... depths of your ignorance, what is it you want?

...

Whatever it is you want, I can't deliver it, cause I just don't see it.

...It's it's absolutely fine, it all was...

You you...

*storms out*

No money is worth this!
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Feb 16, 2004
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