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Saturday Jul 27, 2002

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i had an interesting walk home this morning.

thing #1: i walked past a church with a billboard plastered on the side that said "you are the salt of the earth, you are the light of the world." i've heard this before, and i pretty much understand the "light of the world" part. but salt of the earth? when you salt the earth it kills everything and nothing will grow. ...then again, if you look at humanity i guess we do the same thing. problem solved.

thing #2: in the park i saw an albino squirrel chasing a big crow. white and black. freaky.

thing #3: on my street i saw a spot where garbage had been picked up yesterday, on garbage day. there was a big puddle of goo apparently leaked from the garbage, and gooey footprints & bike tracks for about 30 feet. my question for you is this: what residential household throws away that much goo? ...and what is it anyways, ectoplasm?!

well my nipples are chafing. its time to retire. good night.
fallen1carus:
now what is up with the nipples, pardner? that sounds painful. hi.
Jul 27, 2002

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