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Tuesday Jul 09, 2002

Jul 9, 2002
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well suicidegirls, good for you. this is the first time i've been lured into creating an "online profile" of myself. nothing like a pile of work and an urge to procrastinate to make a guy try new things. next i'll have to get into home science experiments. too bad i don't have any cucumber slices around, i hear if you microwave them it makes lightning!

i've been trying to get a tan for my trip to the desert later this summer so i don't die of sunstroke. so far i'm a vibrant shade of pink. damn limey ancestors.

tonight is firespinning in trinity bellwoods park. so far i have mastered the art of hitting myself in the groin with the practise poi. i think i'm a long ways from lighting up. it's a fun activity though, and a good way to get out of the house for a few hours. that's important when you work from home. i'm the king of cabin fever.

this has been selected random thoughts from jeffpriest.com. good night.

ps, in case any swinneyites read this (i know a couple are on staff), hi! i used to write as jeeff. long live the BRC Coast Guard.
solisis:
My part time job is to operate a sidewalk booth that charges $1 to hit me in the groin with a flaming stick! Hey, if you've really mastered the art I could get you in on sundays. I take home thousands nightly.
Jul 9, 2002

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