jebustheimpaler's SuicideGirls Blog

I'm a weak weak man.
I bought an XBox to play Kill All Humans and Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

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zahra:

yes you are.

Jun 22, 2005

thea:

I have the Star Wars game! But DOA Volleyball is so much better

Jun 23, 2005

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misstyrios:

Are they good emails? Or bitchy ones? Or weak ones?

I can't really say anything about being strong, as you saw me this weekend.

Jun 21, 2005

sapphic_plastic:

oh you'll see this army....

WHEN THEY'RE KICKING YOUR ARSE!!

DOWN WITH CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!!!

Jun 21, 2005

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aegiswings:

huh? but robots are COOL. oooh... i see

Jun 20, 2005

misstyrios:

I almost majored in luggage-stealing robotics. I went for urban studies instead.

Jun 20, 2005

always with the 19 year old girls.

I need a new hobby.

aegiswings:

hmmm, 19 year-old girls sound like a good hobby to me...

Jun 20, 2005

aegiswings:

oh, how did that BBQ go btw??

Jun 20, 2005

jesus has got nothing on me.

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felicia_____:

Thanks again for the BBQ-hosting! It was lots of fun.

Plus, the ribs weren't that spicy at all. I'm from New Mexico. We eat fire

Jun 19, 2005

merrow:

Snazzy shindig with ferociously zesty ribs Whew.

Ive been brainstorming on the great PlanAnd, by brainstorming I mean contemplating where I want to go in Maine as soon as I win you your lady love.

Jun 19, 2005

I had this weird experience today... I went out to celebrate Bloomsday with a bunch of friends and I felt like I was outside myself looking in the whole time. I didn't drink so the only thing I could chalk it up to was being tired. But it was strange, a sensation of being in a dream but being completely lucid and awake. A description...
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aegiswings:

so... is she hott??

Jun 16, 2005

jebustheimpaler:

nope... and even if she was I would find her disgusting based only on her personality.

Jun 16, 2005

Fuck VPNs.
Fuck Unix.
Fuck dying SCSI controllers.
Fuck work.

I'm a regular Ned Ludd.

Oh and I embarassed myself infront of boundcreature and Palo...

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sapphic_plastic:

i'm ready to firebomb the kids.
they remembered summer's coming and have started acting like assholes again.
i can't beleive i have another 9 days of this shite!
viva unemployment!

Jun 14, 2005

merrow:

Im sure the benevolent gifting of said ipod and air conditioning to friends that go without (cough cough) would balance out your gadget-heavy yuppie-ness to kindhearted punk-rockness. Really.

Otherwise, how goes your steadfast seduction of the Emo girl?

I think she likes me.

Jun 15, 2005

I just got a TV hook-up and so since I've been watching TV I've realized a few things:

(1) Commercials are all based on this formula:
Product * [(Recycled Cultural Significance) + (Sex and/or Money) + (Desire) ]

(2) Reality TV isn't a social ill, it's just bad and unwatchable.

(3) I love This Old House, that was one of the few things I watched...
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sapphic_plastic:

its cool man.
kids make great kindling.
the best part is afterward you can make a fine meal out of the tender seared flesh.

oh yes, i took it there.

Jun 13, 2005

sapphic_plastic:

heheheh

for a vegetarian, i'm a fuckin' sick shot, man.

Jun 13, 2005