Saturday Sep 03, 2005

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I'm updating my resume, what do you think thus far:

1990 - 2000
Her Majesty's Department of Family Planning
Leeds, LS1 1UR
Creutzfeldt-Jakob (CJD) Conveyance Specialist

2001-2002
BAE Systems
Arlington, VA
Devastation Assurance Engineer

2003-2004
California Analysis Center, Incorporated (CACI)
Iraqi Desert
Coercive Interview Systems Engineer

2004-Current
Revolutionary Armed Forces of Columbia (FARC)
Columbian Jungle
Sodium Bicarbonate Adulterant Technician
wildorchid:
Hey I'd hire you .......... No questions asked. smile I'd even give you your own office.

And by the way? What's so special about NY pizza?

[Edited on Sep 04, 2005 9:09AM]
palo:
Hurry up and get back so I can knife you.

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