I just got a TV hook-up and so since I've been watching TV I've realized a few things:
(1) Commercials are all based on this formula:
Product * [(Recycled Cultural Significance) + (Sex and/or Money) + (Desire) ]
(2) Reality TV isn't a social ill, it's just bad and unwatchable.
(3) I love This Old House, that was one of the few things I watched with my parents growing up.
(4) The "Military" channel wants me to believe that missle launchers and self "healing" anti-personnel mines rock-- and they're great at killing arabs.
(5) After watching 2 hours of TV I wanted to: (a) fuck something (b) drink something (c) kill Ollie North... WHO THE FUCK GAVE HIM HIS OWN SHOW?
(1) Commercials are all based on this formula:
Product * [(Recycled Cultural Significance) + (Sex and/or Money) + (Desire) ]
(2) Reality TV isn't a social ill, it's just bad and unwatchable.
(3) I love This Old House, that was one of the few things I watched with my parents growing up.
(4) The "Military" channel wants me to believe that missle launchers and self "healing" anti-personnel mines rock-- and they're great at killing arabs.
(5) After watching 2 hours of TV I wanted to: (a) fuck something (b) drink something (c) kill Ollie North... WHO THE FUCK GAVE HIM HIS OWN SHOW?
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kids make great kindling.
the best part is afterward you can make a fine meal out of the tender seared flesh.
oh yes, i took it there.
for a vegetarian, i'm a fuckin' sick shot, man.