jdrook

So more about my favourite subject: me

Let's start with that photo. That photo is slightly doctored. I'm not really that wide. I am taller than that though, and usually have a little more colour, particularly around the eyes.

Actually, it's not all that accurate right now. Most of my hair had migrated to the bottom of my head. That's the price for being as chock-a-block with testosterone as I am. I've been getting a lot of compliments on my facial moss, like it took some kind of conscious effort on my part to make it happen. I know less than half the people on here could do it, but c'mon people, I can do this in my sleep! It takes more effort to not do it. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

I should have more photos coming in real soon from a children's dance show I narrated based on the Chronicles of Narnia, and later from Man of La Mancha. Or I may actually go out and get new headshots, but not before I release my poor chin from this follicular gulag.