I am half man, half amazing.
Today was pretty good, thus far. Cut my mom's lawn, cut back a large, overgrown shrub, cut a large slice into my right leg... ya know, the norm. Other than that, I was invited to a New York Spartan Cheerleader party tonight in Manhattan. Sounds like it's gonna be oozing with awesomeness, just like me.
I also downloaded a load of old school hip hop today, which makes me happy.
Here's a list of things that I love: margarita pizza, motorcycles, women. That about sums it up.

Today was pretty good, thus far. Cut my mom's lawn, cut back a large, overgrown shrub, cut a large slice into my right leg... ya know, the norm. Other than that, I was invited to a New York Spartan Cheerleader party tonight in Manhattan. Sounds like it's gonna be oozing with awesomeness, just like me.
I also downloaded a load of old school hip hop today, which makes me happy.
Here's a list of things that I love: margarita pizza, motorcycles, women. That about sums it up.
