Trevor is racist.
All attraction lost.
The end!
- Jaclyn
catdad:
That's too bad.
I found Patrick’s replacement...
...and his name is Trevor.
He’s a temp who just started in my area, and when they brought him in with the rest of the group? Oh...my...GOD... My attention was focused directly on him and only him.
Even better is that we ran into each other in the hall while he was going to break. Introduced myself, chatted for a little...should...
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catdad:
Witcher 3 is the best game I've played. I don't watch TV or movies, but might make an exception for this sometime.
The amount of restraint it takes for me to stay quiet whilst having orgasms in the restrooms at work...
...and to not shout names such as Patrick, Jon, Andrea, and maybe a couple others during said orgasms...
Heavy sigh...
- Jaclyn
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jcrossuns:
@agent_easy I’d say it helps with the stress of work, except I don’t get stressed at my job; I’m just aroused all the time.
agent_easy:
I'm also more often than not with a boner at my desk simply having naughty toughts and fantasies of upcoming dates. While working in between.
“Why are you smiling, Jaclyn?”
“I’m trying to recreate in my head the first time Patrick and I made out.”
“But you don’t remember the last five minutes due to the euphoria.”
“I like to think that’s when he had his hand between my legs and one of my nipples in his mouth.”
“Haha! Oh my God, Jaclyn!”
“You asked. Now excuse me while I...
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catdad:
I don't have the time to fantasize at work, but there are about a half dozen women I'd love to do naughty consensual things with. I do know one of them is an amazing kisser. ;)
jcrossuns:
@catdad Trust me when I say that I’m great at multitasking. ;)
“Remember today last year?”
“No, why?” I ask it.
“Here’s a memory post fallout with Elizabeth!”
“Wait...don’t!”
“Too late LMAO!”
It’s not that bad. It was just me signing off on the entire Jaclyn/Elizabeth situation this month last year. This was before the run in, before me putting the fear of a higher power into her boyfriend, before our...reunion...before the second chapter that should not...
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So I’m sitting in the parking lot whilst June is at an appointment, and I look over at the dashboard in front of the passenger seat where the sun is hitting it just right to reveal Elizabeth’s boot prints are STILL visible after trying to get them off several times before. (See exhibit A below)
She would always sit in this kind of fetal position
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melusine2908:
Oh no 😱
jcrossuns:
@melusine2908 Damn right oh no!!! 😠
This is hanging up in the Starbucks in the lobby of where I work...
- Jaclyn
So you know those coke bottles with the entire “Share a Coke with (insert name here)”? I got one out of the vending machine at work, proceeded back to my workstation, and continued my work. That’s when I look down and see the name on the bottle...the name I should share my Coke with...
Elizabeth would have had a field day with this, because...because the...
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