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So Amazon was like...

Dec 1, 2019
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“Listen, bitch, we’re delivering all of your shit today, and rather than have the delivery guy run off after he knocks, we are going to have you reluctantly wrap yourself up in your cardigan so you can’t just open the door topless like you always do because you’re too lazy to grab the shirt on your chair on the way to said door. And then we’re going to have him hand you a stack of packages so the cardigan starts to become undone nearly exposing your breasts so you have to press the load up against your torso just to stop yourself from giving the man a free shot of what you’re keeping under your clothing, you lazy fuck.

Have a nice week!

Love, Amazon.”

I guess things came in ahead of schedule, but now I have new clothes to wear for the work week.

And I should probably start wearing a top from now on just in case this happens again.

Haaaaaa...

- Jaclyn

VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
catdad:
Good thing you weren't ordering pizzas.
Dec 1, 2019
jcrossuns:
@catdad 😂😂😂😂
Dec 1, 2019

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