Since people seem to enjoy my pre-therapy session texts to Alyssa on how to find me in Panera, I guess I can post some others:
“In order to find me in Panera, walk 10 steps in any direction the moment you enter. Don't worry, everyone in the restaurant are simply illusions. Head diagonally, preferably to the left, but right isn't a bad idea either. Once you reach the counter, ask one of the illusion workers for directions to the nearest coffee shop. They'll answer in static, and present you with a crystal. Take that crystal and head to the left side of Panera where you'll find a matching set of crystals imbedded into a wall of marble that is color coded to match a grid surrounding the gems. Use these hints to solve the puzzle, and proceed to your left when the gate lowers. Head down the path and use the second zip line. That will then take you back to the entrance where I'll be sitting at a table a few feet from the double doors. Sit in front of me and say the phrase "bitch, where's my money?" You'll then receive a check. Once you have the check in your possession, listen to me go on for 50 minutes. After that, leave, and go somewhere else. That should conclude your adventure.”
“When you enter, there's a dead guy hanging from a noose with a string holding up his arm, and his hand superglued in a way to make it look like he's pointing. Follow the directions, which is to the left as soon as you walk in. Head down the cursed path until you reach the terrifying fork in the road. I'll be in the left booth.”
“When you enter, there's a drug dealer standing at the center of the lobby. Pay him 60,000 dollars. He'll give you some cocaine. Bring it to me. Then take a left, then a right and keep going until you see me on the left.”
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- Jaclyn