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jcliff

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Thursday Jul 21, 2011

Jul 21, 2011
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Double blog day.

I was at GNC getting some multi-vitamins and some Carnivor (an all beef protein isolate supplement shake shit, which does taste a little like cow sweat) and the girl at the counter tossed a sample of some thermogenic fat-burner in the bag. I tell myself that she is supposed to do that for everyone, and did not do it because Im starting the show the extreme lack of cardio in my day-to-day dealings, but that is neither here nor there.

I just took one, and its a little like speed. Im not happy, giddy, or talkative, but I certainly have a racing heartbeat, dry mouth, and dysuria, and maybe dilated pupils. Terrible idea. I know better, what with a heart murmur and all but if I was meant to live a long life, I would have been born with both of my kidneys, right? Fuck it. I guess now is a good time to meticulously clean my apartment, maybe speedball with a little ambien. THAT is all.

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