Tonight was my friend's birthday. 5 rum and cokes later, I feel like I could fuck up the world with a one two kick combo. And I'm still sober enough to make decent decisions. Cute girls at the bar tonight. Not enough courage to talk to them. You're a girl, you see me at the bar, if I come up to you and I say to you... "Hey, I think you're cute, and I'd like to buy you a drink.. if you're interested I'll be at the bar, if not, that's cool." Would you go for it?