jaywaste

Today's Friday.
I'm stoked for today.
Actually, I'm REALLY stoked for today.
And I'm stoked for today, because today I'm gonna get me a date.
A date with this chick I've been crushing on super heavy for quite a while.
Got my mojo together, phasers set to kill.
Gonna see about maybe making this girl my one and only for a while.
You know. Rollin' steady.
Yeah.

Make it go something like this;


Besides, it's not fair to have her in the palm of your hand and leave her waiting, you know?
Unless you're wrong about having her in the palm of your hand. In which case, I hope you're flexible.
But hey, sometimes you just gamble with your gut, nevermind with plan B's and preparation.

Celebrate yourselves today. You're breathing.