jaytan

Another update along Jaytan's Journey To 185.

After a post-holiday struggle to reverse the effects of leniency and indulgence, which brought us back up to 212 lbs., I am proud to announce that not a week later, we are back down to 203.5!!! MUY !!

The trick was not a steady nutritious diet, or dedicated, intense workouts, but PNEUMONIA!!!

Yes indeed, fans, catching a virus that decapitates your appetite, depletes your energy levels, and wretches debilitating aches and pains will not only leave you uninterested in eating, but unable to make it to the kitchen!!

IT'S PNEUMONIA ~~ the only sure-fire fad diet on the market today!

Any girls looking to take off those last few holiday pounds without effort or investment should come to my house for make-outs.

This late breaking news -- Pneumonia is AWESOME!!! Because of this potentially lethal little viral infection, we have now broken our previous record low and can now proudly announce weighing out at a slim, trim 202 lbs.!!!


Muy muy indeed!

As of Sunday, January 21, 2007, for the first time in the 21st century, WE ARE NOW UNDER 200 LBS!!! I WANT TO GIVE THE WORLD PNEUMONIA!!!