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Monday Dec 18, 2006

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My Five Deadly Venoms, aka Shit I Hate, in order of toxicity to my system, are:

1. Olives puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke
2. Mushrooms puke puke puke puke puke puke puke
3. Anchovies puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke
4. Water Chestnuts puke puke puke puke
5. Radishes puke puke puke . . . . . puke

Buit apparently, if Mrs_Misha makes them, mushrooms are much more edible.

(Mind you, I'm not allergic to any of these horrid Biproducts of the Earth, but feed them to me and I will spew burning, acidic vomit, grow long, gnashing teeth, bloodshot eyes, and razor claws, and fall into a snarling, violent, rabid rage. But I'm not allergic or anything. . . )
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
surlyclown:
Nice to yak with you last night. Glad the mushrooms didn't harm you. smile
Dec 18, 2006
obd:
good to see you last night.
Dec 18, 2006

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