Yes i know its odd. A long haired country boy that looks like he fell off stage at a metal show is out with a somewhat trendy dressed black girl. I admit i'd give it a second look. Still you dont have to prove to me your not racist. You dont have to prove to the girl im with your not racist. Case in point...
Last night i was out with Kim. We were at a Fridays having a drink. This obnoxious couple was sitting beside us at the bar. Both far more intoxicated then they should be. While i was dealing with the guys drunk ramblings and his questions of my family history (he didnt like that i was Ukrainian) his girl took upon herself the task of hitting on Kim. I'm trying to listen in on this convo as much as i can because it was funny if you look past the insults. First the girl rambled on about how pretty Kim is.... even though she's black. Next she brought up how she's a black belt and that no one could mess with her... ummm black belt??? Where did you get the idea to tell this tale from? She tried to guess Kims age but got it wrong by about ten years to old. Whatever. Then we get into the good stuff. This chick blathered on for a good 20 minutes about how she wasnt a racist because her mom used to march with Martin Luther King Jr and that she had black friends here and there thruought her life. Kims response was " well people cant make you change the way you feel". Little tip for everyone. If you dont want to seem racist then dont try to prove how unracist you are. The only thing that tells me is how much your hung up on the subject. You want to come off as an accepting person? Good then just dont make a big deal about it. Also and i know how hard this is in todays touchy feely offend no one society of pussies (thank you liberal left) make a joke about it. I'd rather hear a jungle fever comment (non insulting of course) then a story about your black friend from 3rd grade. The kicker to the whole mess. And this really speaks to the charactor of really most people today. She leaned over to Kim and asked "Why are you out with some kinda long haired mother fucker?" Yes through all of this tolerance and political correctness we get down to one universal hate. Guys with long hair. Watch out im going to turn your kid into a drug addict while worshiping satian. Check please!
On a side note in class today i lost it. We were taping people down to a back board. Well you have to put tape on peoples forehead for this. One guy said something about it being sticky once it was peeled off. Our instructor who was attractive said "oh i hate it when that happens. It gets your forehead and is all sticky... Party foul!" I couldnt help but laugh my ass off. I had to walk away. As i did she shouted "I was talking about tape. Dont make me dirty". Ah the simple pleasures in life.
Last night i was out with Kim. We were at a Fridays having a drink. This obnoxious couple was sitting beside us at the bar. Both far more intoxicated then they should be. While i was dealing with the guys drunk ramblings and his questions of my family history (he didnt like that i was Ukrainian) his girl took upon herself the task of hitting on Kim. I'm trying to listen in on this convo as much as i can because it was funny if you look past the insults. First the girl rambled on about how pretty Kim is.... even though she's black. Next she brought up how she's a black belt and that no one could mess with her... ummm black belt??? Where did you get the idea to tell this tale from? She tried to guess Kims age but got it wrong by about ten years to old. Whatever. Then we get into the good stuff. This chick blathered on for a good 20 minutes about how she wasnt a racist because her mom used to march with Martin Luther King Jr and that she had black friends here and there thruought her life. Kims response was " well people cant make you change the way you feel". Little tip for everyone. If you dont want to seem racist then dont try to prove how unracist you are. The only thing that tells me is how much your hung up on the subject. You want to come off as an accepting person? Good then just dont make a big deal about it. Also and i know how hard this is in todays touchy feely offend no one society of pussies (thank you liberal left) make a joke about it. I'd rather hear a jungle fever comment (non insulting of course) then a story about your black friend from 3rd grade. The kicker to the whole mess. And this really speaks to the charactor of really most people today. She leaned over to Kim and asked "Why are you out with some kinda long haired mother fucker?" Yes through all of this tolerance and political correctness we get down to one universal hate. Guys with long hair. Watch out im going to turn your kid into a drug addict while worshiping satian. Check please!
On a side note in class today i lost it. We were taping people down to a back board. Well you have to put tape on peoples forehead for this. One guy said something about it being sticky once it was peeled off. Our instructor who was attractive said "oh i hate it when that happens. It gets your forehead and is all sticky... Party foul!" I couldnt help but laugh my ass off. I had to walk away. As i did she shouted "I was talking about tape. Dont make me dirty". Ah the simple pleasures in life.
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You'll have to bring Kim out this way some time. We can go over to dover downs and molest some slots.
I said, SLOTS, pervie!
jay, as always, my hero. look for work in vegas. we could rule the town bud. RULE it!!