Monday Apr 17, 2006

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I threw a bachlor party for a friend of mine on my birthday. Drinks were had and strippers where fondled... but not in a duke lacrosse kinda way. This weekend is the guys wedding. Im in it. Yay. Foolishly im bringing a date. Hmm... how wrong would it be to try and ditch her for a bridesmaid. Its not that i want to be an asshole but im not sure if i'll ever get another chance at hooking up with a bridesmaid when im a groomsman. Yeah this journal entry was completely worth the read. Wouldnt you agree. I suck today.
effstop:
hahaha, how come every time i read your shit, i think. "damn jay, you're my hero...still?"

ditch the date if you can! tongue
morningbloom:
A++++ would read again. wink

Make up some excuse to not bring the date. Screw 2 bridesmaids at once if you can.

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