Sunday Apr 10, 2005

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AND PS I AM NOT ALL ABOUT TEH GOLF

I am also a fully certified nerd with endorsements in photography, perversion, pistols, writing for fun and profit, cabin living, mood issues, and attraction to brainy, bent women. And that's not the half.

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU CAN STILL HAVE SEX WITH HER WITH WHAT'S IN THAT BAG

JennRose reminded me of SexyLosers. Being reminded of SexyLosers after a while of forgetting is just the best.

GOLF NUTTERY SATISFIED

Finally, another tournament I wanted to watch. The second one this year. I am a Tiger fan. Tiger rules all.

ON PREDICTING THE FUTURE

My ex in SF told me that my next gf wouldn't be a pervert. Although she's insightful, and although I don't have that next gf yet, she's wrong.

And I'm right about that.

I AM A GOLF NUT

Golf nuts are found in golf trees.



Golf nuts are not crazy people. However, some crazy people are golf nuts.



When SuicideGirls retire, they too become golf nuts.



You betcha: I am a golf nut.

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hellocentral:
God has informed me that She cares deeply, and to trust in Her divine wisdom. Incidentally, I have the ability to absolve you of your sins. Would you like to make a confession? biggrin
adjunct:
Any sort of vibrating stimulation to the below the waist area = not the kind of movies I want to watch in public. Or at least, they could easily turn into that. Hmm, that flesh-eating zombie is kinda hot

I was thinking about playing a round at my favorite 9-hole course this weekend. Hmm.

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