DAD GOES NUTS WITH SWORD, STUFFS KID'S BUTT WITH ...
I know this isn't actually funny, but you have to admit that when South Africans go loopy on their kids, they don't do it halfway.
I think 'muti' in this context means 'herbal medicine'.
Eeeeeee.
ETOOMUCHSG
I managed to fidget away about 30 percent of my working hours today. Hrm.
Time to go to the pub and fidget away the rest.
IMAGINE HOW STUPID IT WOULD SOUND
if David Caruso's lines on CSI:Miami were collected and published on a web site after each episode. As you read the words, you could imagine his slurred, robotic voice pronouncing them.
Sorry, I just can't leave him alone.
Possible David Caruso Quotes
Because I don't have any real ones handy ...
* Someone wanted her dead.
* Gordo was my friend.
* He took it in the butt.
* The second shooter was behind the refrigerator.
* Don't be afraid, sweetie.
* Honey your mother and I both love you.
These really don't seem lame enough. Can someone send me more?
THE RIGHT TOOL FOR THE JOB
I've never had complaints about my existing equipment, but I'm envious of "Owen Wilson."
JOEBLOE'S CURRENT EVENTS OP-ED
I want my own pet that stares at the ceiling and eats from a feeding tube.
Will it marry me?
ABSTINENCE IS NEXT TO GODLINESS
Point.
Counterpoint. (Keep trying.)
YOU MUST BE KIDDING DEPT
Student suspected as gunman described as quiet, teased loner.
IN RELATED NEWS: CHEER FOR LANCE ARMSTRONG
Go, Postal!
THE NEW MONSTER.COM
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/02/04/BAGV2B5O6P1.DTL
I know this isn't actually funny, but you have to admit that when South Africans go loopy on their kids, they don't do it halfway.
I think 'muti' in this context means 'herbal medicine'.
Eeeeeee.
ETOOMUCHSG
I managed to fidget away about 30 percent of my working hours today. Hrm.
Time to go to the pub and fidget away the rest.
IMAGINE HOW STUPID IT WOULD SOUND
if David Caruso's lines on CSI:Miami were collected and published on a web site after each episode. As you read the words, you could imagine his slurred, robotic voice pronouncing them.
Sorry, I just can't leave him alone.
Possible David Caruso Quotes
Because I don't have any real ones handy ...
* Someone wanted her dead.
* Gordo was my friend.
* He took it in the butt.
* The second shooter was behind the refrigerator.
* Don't be afraid, sweetie.
* Honey your mother and I both love you.
These really don't seem lame enough. Can someone send me more?
THE RIGHT TOOL FOR THE JOB
I've never had complaints about my existing equipment, but I'm envious of "Owen Wilson."
JOEBLOE'S CURRENT EVENTS OP-ED
I want my own pet that stares at the ceiling and eats from a feeding tube.
Will it marry me?
ABSTINENCE IS NEXT TO GODLINESS
Point.
Counterpoint. (Keep trying.)
YOU MUST BE KIDDING DEPT
Student suspected as gunman described as quiet, teased loner.
IN RELATED NEWS: CHEER FOR LANCE ARMSTRONG
Go, Postal!
THE NEW MONSTER.COM
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/02/04/BAGV2B5O6P1.DTL
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Some areas of the world REALLY, REALLY need education. And I don't see how "fixing" other countries' governments is our (America's) business but their educational detriment is not.
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