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Left My Heart in the Midnight Sun

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Monday Mar 21, 2005

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DAD GOES NUTS WITH SWORD, STUFFS KID'S BUTT WITH ...

I know this isn't actually funny, but you have to admit that when South Africans go loopy on their kids, they don't do it halfway.

I think 'muti' in this context means 'herbal medicine'.

Eeeeeee. eeek

ETOOMUCHSG

I managed to fidget away about 30 percent of my working hours today. Hrm.

Time to go to the pub and fidget away the rest.

IMAGINE HOW STUPID IT WOULD SOUND

if David Caruso's lines on CSI:Miami were collected and published on a web site after each episode. As you read the words, you could imagine his slurred, robotic voice pronouncing them.

Sorry, I just can't leave him alone.

Possible David Caruso Quotes

Because I don't have any real ones handy ...

* Someone wanted her dead.
* Gordo was my friend.
* He took it in the butt.
* The second shooter was behind the refrigerator.
* Don't be afraid, sweetie.
* Honey your mother and I both love you.

These really don't seem lame enough. Can someone send me more?

THE RIGHT TOOL FOR THE JOB

I've never had complaints about my existing equipment, but I'm envious of "Owen Wilson."





JOEBLOE'S CURRENT EVENTS OP-ED

I want my own pet that stares at the ceiling and eats from a feeding tube.

Will it marry me?

ABSTINENCE IS NEXT TO GODLINESS

Point.

Counterpoint. (Keep trying.)

YOU MUST BE KIDDING DEPT

Student suspected as gunman described as quiet, teased loner.

IN RELATED NEWS: CHEER FOR LANCE ARMSTRONG

Go, Postal!

THE NEW MONSTER.COM

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/02/04/BAGV2B5O6P1.DTL
VIEW 23 of 23 COMMENTS
helly:
i dont look like that chick..... at all, she has a pointy nose and that profile pic doesnt really look like how i look all the time .
Mar 22, 2005
xip:
I heard about an African baby dying as a result of contracting herpes from one of their birth rituals, where the father of the child is to suck the blood from the shorn foreskin? But forgot to mention he was having a cold sore outbreak, and infected the child?

Some areas of the world REALLY, REALLY need education. And I don't see how "fixing" other countries' governments is our (America's) business but their educational detriment is not.
xip
Mar 22, 2005

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