TOP 10 THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT IN 2005
- 10. An Iraqi invites you to his home to eat a "bombe"
- 9. Opening an email message titled "I Am All Night up with My Mortgage"
- 8. Your sister wants to take Colin Farrell to Sunday school
- 7. A strange man leans toward you and asks "want some flu vaccine?"
- 6. Your mom gets your screen name mixed up with her boyfriend's
- 5. Your girlfriend likes to wear underwire bras through airport security
- 4. Those old bottles of the clear and the cream
- 3. Stumbling upon the place where they breed boneless chickens and hybrid cars
- 2. CSI: Green Acres
- 1. There's a cameraman tailing you and your boyfriend is giggling
nightvixen:
too funny 