jayden

So my significant other just got back from a week-long trip through SoCal and Tiajuana yesterday. While he was in Tiajuana he went to a strip club. Strip clubs in Tiajuana are essentially brothels, and there are quite a few transsexuals who whore themselves out amongst the genetically female strippers and prostitutes. Apparently it's hard to differentiate who is who, gender-wise sometimes. So he's sitting in this club while his friend is getting some lapdances, and in the booth a few feet away he sees this frat boy type with a chick who is obviously a male sitting on his lap. She gets up and leaves and my SO (who will be referred to as FSO for Felony's Significant Other from here on out) leans over and says to the guy:
"Hey, I don't know if that's your thing, but that is DEFINITELY a guy. Just so you know."
FRAT BOY: "Oh no way! My friend just got a blowjob from her!"
FSO: "Oh shit! He's so fucked."
*At this point said reciever of tranny blowjob (we'll call him FRAT BOY #2) comes over to the booth and sits down looking very smug and satisfied, cuz you know, it's super hard to get a blowjob in Tiajuana. Oh wait.*
FRAT BOY: "Dude, that chick who just blew you was a GUY!"
FRAT BOY #2: "No fucking way."
FSO: "She was totally a guy dude. Look at her next time she walks by."
FRAT BOY #2: "No she wasn't! She totally let me finger her asshole while she was blowing me."
FSO: "Think about what you just said. SHE LET YOU FINGER HER ASSHOLE. Guys have assholes too ya know?"
*FRAT BOY #2 sits there and puts it all together in his mind and slowly a look of horror and realization washes over his face*

I don't know what happened after that but I bet it was funny. Ahhhh Tiajuana, God's blind spot.