Last night my boyfriend, a friend and I went to see White Noise. Not only did the movie suck copious amounts of donkey dick, but by the end I was so agitated by the general audience in the theater that I wanted to climb over the seats and beat every single person's skull in with a fucking 2x4.
Number one: It costs $8.50 to see a movie now. Before the previews start they show a straight 20 minutes of commercials. Pure, unadulterated advertising. Last time I checked, one of the upsides of paying to go to a theater was that you can watch a movie WITHOUT having advertisements shamelessly thrown in your face. As if that isn't bad enough, they wrap this snippet of crap up with a little plug at the end: "You have been watching 'the 20', sponsered by [insert various names of evil corporations here], blah, blah blah". I love how they call it "THE TWENTY", like it was 20 minutes of something meaningful and pertinent instead of 20 minutes of my life being further wasted by frivolous bullshit.
Number two: With the exception of a few people in the theater, almost every single person seeing the movie was a complete and total shithead. Several people talked incessantly throughout the entire thing, and my friend had to turn around and tell the group behind us to shut up more than once. Also, alot of people seemed to think that they were alot funnier and wittier than they actually were, and continously yelled out incredibly intelligent and observant things like "Run bitch, run!" Their completely unnesessary and insipid commentary was not only disruptive but also flat-out rude. Newsflash: No one cares what you have to say, about the movie in question or anything else, so SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Number three: As I stated previously, the movie was horrible. I'm not going to even go into specifics because I don't want to waste any more time on this cinematic piece of garbage. Don't see it, ever.
Number one: It costs $8.50 to see a movie now. Before the previews start they show a straight 20 minutes of commercials. Pure, unadulterated advertising. Last time I checked, one of the upsides of paying to go to a theater was that you can watch a movie WITHOUT having advertisements shamelessly thrown in your face. As if that isn't bad enough, they wrap this snippet of crap up with a little plug at the end: "You have been watching 'the 20', sponsered by [insert various names of evil corporations here], blah, blah blah". I love how they call it "THE TWENTY", like it was 20 minutes of something meaningful and pertinent instead of 20 minutes of my life being further wasted by frivolous bullshit.
Number two: With the exception of a few people in the theater, almost every single person seeing the movie was a complete and total shithead. Several people talked incessantly throughout the entire thing, and my friend had to turn around and tell the group behind us to shut up more than once. Also, alot of people seemed to think that they were alot funnier and wittier than they actually were, and continously yelled out incredibly intelligent and observant things like "Run bitch, run!" Their completely unnesessary and insipid commentary was not only disruptive but also flat-out rude. Newsflash: No one cares what you have to say, about the movie in question or anything else, so SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Number three: As I stated previously, the movie was horrible. I'm not going to even go into specifics because I don't want to waste any more time on this cinematic piece of garbage. Don't see it, ever.
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