I am leaving for a week to Va for an arse-kicking driving tactically course. I'll profit about $300 per diem...God I love working for NSA sometimes.
That said here is some awesome sexy time pictures and stories:
Last weekend I went with my cousin to Atlantic City, for Rob's (Vanilla Ice's) show. I haven't met up with him in a good while so it was nice, and got to meet Slick Rick..I wanted to steal his eyepatch (for you youngsters, wikipedia him.)
Met a couple good new friends who are talented DJs/tattoo modeling/promo guys, whom we hung out with the next day, but not before drinks, not being allowed into fancy club cause we looked gangsta, and me crying as I watched Rob bank about 7 Gs on the craps table....That's pretty much 4 months salary for me >_>
Sean, who is my cousin's bf, banked 600 at the poker tables, while I may or may not of eaten some pills I bought off someone and few shots of jager and melted into my bed...
Fun picture time:
Can you guess which one is me?
That's right, the motherfuckin' clown. I have no idea why the pics keep uploading sideways despite being corrected >_>
David Lee Roth Scary sexy time pants
EAT MOAR MONOPOLY!!!
Yes that is my cousin, Nyla. Yes she is adopted. BTW be honest, do you like my new hat? I never wear them.
The other day I was at Charlies getting a hot tasty sub, and the lady in front of me ate ALL HER FRIES before her sub was done cooking. Fries mind you with cheese, bacon, and ranch (uber yum). Now I don't like hearing "oh god you're so skinny!!!" so I usually don't judge. But this lady was in the words of Ron White " A big fat fuck." I swear on my firstborn illegitimate son, this lady had them slab on so much mayo on her footlong sub it was more of a mayo sub with a side of philly meats. And she had a tattoo of a sea turtle on her leg (Aye, sea turtle) which I am pretty sure USED to be one of them tiny box turtles....
I like my house. so quiet.
I really wanna fuck. It was my goal in AC to get laid..But I may or may of gotten drunk/high/very busy working to do so >_> plus I am ugly and not rich so that didn't help.
I had a really funny story but I forget what it was. so I leave you with an unfinished writing I am working on, and I am not bringing my laptop to VA as I want a holiday from the computer, so see ya all tomorrow or next Sat!
You are my black candle light
Blow you out even if youre wrong or right
Cause tonights made for sinners
A chorus of mewling wont change how I feel
She said her mouth would make me smile
But its a wonderful lie in the web
Wipe that crescent shape off your face
Oh Kitten, take the needle out
Youre breaking my eyes
We could have had it all
Turn your head and look at me
Tell me we could have fucked our cares away
You were the destruction of my pride
But Im the ruin of purity
You made the rope such a sweet deliberation
When you became so determined
To join the waking dead
Ill never hold your I.V. again
Got to just keep reaching deep inside
And tear you all out of my veins
Self worth never meant that much to me
That said here is some awesome sexy time pictures and stories:
Last weekend I went with my cousin to Atlantic City, for Rob's (Vanilla Ice's) show. I haven't met up with him in a good while so it was nice, and got to meet Slick Rick..I wanted to steal his eyepatch (for you youngsters, wikipedia him.)
Met a couple good new friends who are talented DJs/tattoo modeling/promo guys, whom we hung out with the next day, but not before drinks, not being allowed into fancy club cause we looked gangsta, and me crying as I watched Rob bank about 7 Gs on the craps table....That's pretty much 4 months salary for me >_>
Sean, who is my cousin's bf, banked 600 at the poker tables, while I may or may not of eaten some pills I bought off someone and few shots of jager and melted into my bed...
Fun picture time:
Can you guess which one is me?
That's right, the motherfuckin' clown. I have no idea why the pics keep uploading sideways despite being corrected >_>
David Lee Roth Scary sexy time pants
EAT MOAR MONOPOLY!!!
Yes that is my cousin, Nyla. Yes she is adopted. BTW be honest, do you like my new hat? I never wear them.
The other day I was at Charlies getting a hot tasty sub, and the lady in front of me ate ALL HER FRIES before her sub was done cooking. Fries mind you with cheese, bacon, and ranch (uber yum). Now I don't like hearing "oh god you're so skinny!!!" so I usually don't judge. But this lady was in the words of Ron White " A big fat fuck." I swear on my firstborn illegitimate son, this lady had them slab on so much mayo on her footlong sub it was more of a mayo sub with a side of philly meats. And she had a tattoo of a sea turtle on her leg (Aye, sea turtle) which I am pretty sure USED to be one of them tiny box turtles....
I like my house. so quiet.
I really wanna fuck. It was my goal in AC to get laid..But I may or may of gotten drunk/high/very busy working to do so >_> plus I am ugly and not rich so that didn't help.
I had a really funny story but I forget what it was. so I leave you with an unfinished writing I am working on, and I am not bringing my laptop to VA as I want a holiday from the computer, so see ya all tomorrow or next Sat!
You are my black candle light
Blow you out even if youre wrong or right
Cause tonights made for sinners
A chorus of mewling wont change how I feel
She said her mouth would make me smile
But its a wonderful lie in the web
Wipe that crescent shape off your face
Oh Kitten, take the needle out
Youre breaking my eyes
We could have had it all
Turn your head and look at me
Tell me we could have fucked our cares away
You were the destruction of my pride
But Im the ruin of purity
You made the rope such a sweet deliberation
When you became so determined
To join the waking dead
Ill never hold your I.V. again
Got to just keep reaching deep inside
And tear you all out of my veins
Self worth never meant that much to me
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scratamus:
You'd be even more awesome??
user11525128:
thank you