So I am back, in Maryland. Trip to Canadia went pretty damn well.
Where to begin. Today I bought a new stove, bed, and getting vonage phone cause I hate cell phones. The mess of my basement has subsided, I have all my things upstairs. I would post pictures of the damage, but I would have to shrink them, and frankly I get mad just looking at it.
I have many various things going on. Some bad, some good.
Many highlight stories of Canada to tell, so I will paraphrase, and then my favorite pictures of the whole trip.
-Went to the Biodome, and saw penguins, along with a beaver that swam over, stood up and stared at everyone, then ran off. It was humorous.
-Went to a sports bar filled with Canuks, many of which were in Canadian Tuxedos (Jean jacket and jean pants and boots, or plaid jackets and beanies and beards) watched America beat the snot out of Canadia in the first hockey game(Hense the being choked picture)..Yes yes I know Canadia BARELY won the second, but barely beating someone at a sport you invented, is sad, and now that you won, you have nothing to make you special, Canada for another few years. And curling is fucking retarded. PERIOD.
Old Port was cool, went to a church that charged $5 to come in, unless you were praying then it was free.. God got fuckin' cheap,didn't he? But pretty damn amazing archetectual stuff., and apparently the place has laser light shows. So now God is a rockstar? And I tried on roadkill
We visited Jenna's mother, who I liked, as well as the rest of her family. Even the creepy Emily Strange type sister who I think said 3 words to me total. We saw Shutter Island, and Jenna told the people next to us to shut the fuck up. Which made me laugh. Movie was meh.
In Montreal, a place called Koko's lounge can go fuck itself. For Jenna's birthday I was going to buy a bottle so we could have a fucking table, she shows me the table...WITH NO CHAIRS!!! And ask me, "oh would you like 5 chairs?" I politely reply "I am buying a $200 of vodka, what the fuck do you think" And we left to a much more awesome chill place. I wore a suit. I looked fucking good. So did my girlfriend. Ok not just good, she was and is fucking hot.
I am taking a risk by saying this. But I have to, cause I know a few of you will be happy for me. I got sexed. Great sexin.
I do love her though. I am amazed at all of this.
Hope to see her in May, and now that I am home, people should get a hold of me to hang out.
Picture time.
Where to begin. Today I bought a new stove, bed, and getting vonage phone cause I hate cell phones. The mess of my basement has subsided, I have all my things upstairs. I would post pictures of the damage, but I would have to shrink them, and frankly I get mad just looking at it.
I have many various things going on. Some bad, some good.
Many highlight stories of Canada to tell, so I will paraphrase, and then my favorite pictures of the whole trip.
-Went to the Biodome, and saw penguins, along with a beaver that swam over, stood up and stared at everyone, then ran off. It was humorous.
-Went to a sports bar filled with Canuks, many of which were in Canadian Tuxedos (Jean jacket and jean pants and boots, or plaid jackets and beanies and beards) watched America beat the snot out of Canadia in the first hockey game(Hense the being choked picture)..Yes yes I know Canadia BARELY won the second, but barely beating someone at a sport you invented, is sad, and now that you won, you have nothing to make you special, Canada for another few years. And curling is fucking retarded. PERIOD.
Old Port was cool, went to a church that charged $5 to come in, unless you were praying then it was free.. God got fuckin' cheap,didn't he? But pretty damn amazing archetectual stuff., and apparently the place has laser light shows. So now God is a rockstar? And I tried on roadkill
We visited Jenna's mother, who I liked, as well as the rest of her family. Even the creepy Emily Strange type sister who I think said 3 words to me total. We saw Shutter Island, and Jenna told the people next to us to shut the fuck up. Which made me laugh. Movie was meh.
In Montreal, a place called Koko's lounge can go fuck itself. For Jenna's birthday I was going to buy a bottle so we could have a fucking table, she shows me the table...WITH NO CHAIRS!!! And ask me, "oh would you like 5 chairs?" I politely reply "I am buying a $200 of vodka, what the fuck do you think" And we left to a much more awesome chill place. I wore a suit. I looked fucking good. So did my girlfriend. Ok not just good, she was and is fucking hot.
I am taking a risk by saying this. But I have to, cause I know a few of you will be happy for me. I got sexed. Great sexin.
I do love her though. I am amazed at all of this.
Hope to see her in May, and now that I am home, people should get a hold of me to hang out.
Picture time.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
fire:
awwwwww u two are cute!! Sexin is good stuff!
frost:
not even close to enough. i want more! there are so many good movies that i dont have! LOL. (im an avid collector, and you wont find a shitty movie in there!) 