jaybugg

After three mouthfuls of nyquil,I did it!! I am not sure whether to be proud, or aghast at my work. 69 reasons, all logical, however odd for some of them, to have teh sexin. Enjoy

IF you happen to read this, go look up Kemper's new set, or I'll smack you with a fuckin cactus.

1. Rebound sex
2. Revenge sex
3. Makeup sex
4. Poor roommate sex (pays rent via sex)
5. Paratrooper sex (sex because you need a place to stay when youre in another city)
6. Drunk sex
7. They just took a drug sex, (ruffee, ecstasy, etc.)
8. Holiday / birthday / anniversary sex
9. Won / lost a bet sex
10. Just got married sex
11. Just got divorced sex
12. I love you sex
13. Nothing good on TV/ boredom sex
14. Can't sleep sex
15. Wake up sex
16. Get out of trouble sex (parking ticket, bad grades, etc.)
17. I want a promotion sex/ Do you want a promotion sex
18. I'm deploying sex
19. Deployment/ Business trip sex (AKA, the naughty military, AKA, the Tiger Woods)
20. Just got back from deployment sex
21. Pity sex
22. Payment for great date sex
23. Get them to buy you something sex
24. I just found out I am terminally ill sex
25. End of the world sex (you dont want to die a virgin do you?)
26. After concert / sporting event sex (usually due to adrenaline / winning the big game)
27. rebellion against parents sex
28. Vacation / visit new country / exotic foreigner partner sex
29. Try new position / toy sex
30. Make a video sex (AKA, The Paris Hilton Incident)
31. Both in shower / pool sex
32. Just happened sex (giving massage, lead to other things)
33. Need attention sex
34. Just left the Nunnery/Priesthood sex
35. Hotel sex
36. Exotic locale sex (Airplane, Boat)
37. Condoms about to Expire sex
38. Break in new furniture / housewarming sex
39. Car sex
40. Prom sex
41. They just turned 18 sex
42. Parents are out of town sex
43. Kids are out of the house / asleep sex
44. Shut them up sex
45. Change the subject sex
46. Graduation / congratulations sex
47. Curiosity sex (what it's like with a type of person, or friend, etc.)
48. Avoiding doing actual stuff sex (cleaning, work)
49. One and only chance sex (a threesome, model, celeb, etc.)
50. Wingman sex (also throwing yourself on the fat ugly grenade sex)
51. Outdo neighbors' noise sex (in hotel, apartment)
52. Relieve stress / headache sex
53. Prove that you can nail that person sex
54. Get out of a rut sex
55. Compare which sister / brother is better sex
56. Comfort sex (pet / family member just died)
57. Friend with benefits sex
58. Hero sex (saved person from fire, robbery, etc)
59. Just got out of jail / in jail sex
60. Guilt sex (when they did something wrong, i.e. cheating on you)
61. Just to procreate sex (Probably the stupidest reason of them all)
62. Stripper/Prostitute is offering a discount sex
63. Met on internet sex/ sexting/ cyber sex
64. Alone with friends hot step mom sex (AKA, the MILF Effect)
65. Just so you can fantasize about someone else sex
66. The super lie sex (Im an international super spy, things like that)
67. Sprog Free sex (Partner/you are infertile)
68. Just joined a cult and need to have ceremonial orgy sex
69. Cause they are fuckin good looking sex