jaybugg

Two of my greatest conversations...Ever. Thank crappy firewalls for allowing SG access again here, however temporary.

Kemper, this is for you. Better love this cause took forever editing our names.

I don't care if no one is going to read this, I just do it cause I miss kemper and I love the girl. See you soon darlin' strippers await us!

CONVO 1
Kemper:my boobies are so amazing
Jay: see
Jay: u say that. and people smile
Jay: if i go..
Jay: my penis is incredible...you all just cringe
Kemper: yes, but my boobs are fake
Kemper: and its differemt
Kemper: if i were to say my vagina is awesome... thatd be kind of weird
Jay: all the more reason! my penis is 100% real!
Jay: I have all homegrown penis!
Jay: nah, if a girl tells me her vagina is awesome, it makes me curious to find out how so.
Jay: and i jus realized i said homegrown penis... i am equating my cock to farm produce......


CONVO 2
Jay: that girl has nipple piercings.. those will be the first piercings i ever sucked on
Kemper:LOL that would kinda freak me out i wouldnt wanna suck on em
Jay: imma see how it goes
Jay: hopefully
Jay: itll be cool. itll be the opposite perspective for me, since im used to mine being sucked on hahaha
Jay: So thats how it is for girls! i will think
Kemper: just piercings can get crusty sometimes :/ but if they are relatively old and all healed they shouldnt be..
Jay: ....
Kemper: lol
Kemper: except you dont have boobs
Jay: dammit.. now imma think crusty thoughts if I fuck her.
Jay: yeah but mine were pierced.
Kemper: LOL
Kemper: were? they arent anymore?
Jay: nah took em off, having body armor squish em kinda hurts
Jay: then convo is goin way odd...way fast.
Kemper: LOL as if thats any different from any other convo we have?
Jay: touche'