jaybugg

I came home this weekend,chilled, got drunk with my team mates, (pictures to come, maybe)

I lost8 lbs, gained some muscle

I took a dead cat out of a car engine, after it had been there 3 days (don't ask why, i don't know)..it was fully cooked.. It ripped in half....a piece hit my mouth...I laughed as I threw up.

learned a LOT

I got saluted by a young officer............with a banana...I informed him not to do that again...He apologized.. Silly Lieutenants

forgot a lot (like what civilian clothes feels like, jerking off)

My room mate did not mow the lawn for 30 days...WTF

I am turning off my cell phone for good on the 1st of August

I need addresses if I am to write you while in Iraq, I leave at the end of July. So message them to me otherwise it might be hard to keep in touch.

Anywho I need to major clean and do laundry

BTW, can I get a blowjob before I go? no one wants to blow me please, I got big dick!

oh yeah Billie made this for me