It's 0436 on Sunday and i leave for work soon, but I had to say this
Dear Facebook/Myspace,
I got you two so I can keep in touch with people I know, not because I am so socially inept that I need a thousand online friends (though I am socially inept, but that is not the point)
Further more, Why are people from 10 years ago able to find me? More to the point, people who I hated ten years ago,able to find me? I didn't like them 10 years ago, what makes them think I would like them now?? And what the fuck would we say to each other? Last time we talked it was not pleasant, I can not imagine it would be different now, and I do not have the urge to sit and catch up on TEN YEARS WITH YOU.
And for the record, I don't have a horribly hard to spell last name, but it isn't easy either. So how in the FUCK did they remember it? isn't that a little CREEPY?! Is my name on some fucking list on their wall of people to skin alive and make shoes and hats out of?
P.S. The two particular incidents I am referring to, both parties by the looks of their pictures have grown quite fat and rather unhealthy looking (this is one of those times I am NOT exaggerating, I will put up pics to prove it if need be) , and one had two kids and got married to another fat ass... And here I thought Father Time beat my ass with the ugly stick....
Okay, off to work.
Dear Facebook/Myspace,
I got you two so I can keep in touch with people I know, not because I am so socially inept that I need a thousand online friends (though I am socially inept, but that is not the point)
Further more, Why are people from 10 years ago able to find me? More to the point, people who I hated ten years ago,able to find me? I didn't like them 10 years ago, what makes them think I would like them now?? And what the fuck would we say to each other? Last time we talked it was not pleasant, I can not imagine it would be different now, and I do not have the urge to sit and catch up on TEN YEARS WITH YOU.
And for the record, I don't have a horribly hard to spell last name, but it isn't easy either. So how in the FUCK did they remember it? isn't that a little CREEPY?! Is my name on some fucking list on their wall of people to skin alive and make shoes and hats out of?
P.S. The two particular incidents I am referring to, both parties by the looks of their pictures have grown quite fat and rather unhealthy looking (this is one of those times I am NOT exaggerating, I will put up pics to prove it if need be) , and one had two kids and got married to another fat ass... And here I thought Father Time beat my ass with the ugly stick....
Okay, off to work.
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k2photostudio:
No joke, I see people on Facebook request my friendship that I didn't talk to when I sat next to them. Now I'm gonna share shit online with them. No way.
niobe:
I dig Mike.