jaybugg

HAND BASKETS SAVE WORLD: A LOVE STORY

Imagine, if all the leaders of every government, religion, group,party, tribe, etc. got together, and set aside all differences to set a time and date, where everyone, everywhere, wove themselves a hand basket. You can weave any size, shape, color basket you want. All people, just sitting, chilling, weaving. No war, no arguments, no loud noises. Just people coming together for one day through the majesty of baskets they made themselves to put shit in.....Like porn or grenades. Wouldn't that be awesome?



Excerpt from my upcoming, untitled book.

fuck yeah.

I seriously got too much red bull in me right now. This kinda sucks. Fuck giving me wings, I have an F-22 Jet on my back.

I played DDR for the Wii today with my mom.

I really dislike people who can not get back to you, or give acknowledgment.

I really miss going to hapkido on a regular basis. Damn scheduling conflicts.

I am going to go drink a stupid amount of water so I can pee this red bull out.