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1. Driving from Sacramento to LA at 2am is an interesting experience.
2. Drink enough Rockstar energy drinks and you pee glowstick yellow, I'm not kidding.
3. Funny quotes from the weekend:

"I want some authentic German cuisine" - Ken
"Is there such a thing as German cuisine?" - Me
Ken stares at me licking his lips.
"I'll warm up the oven, you push him in..." - Mike.

At the German resteraunt we found in San Fransico
"So Josh, how does it feel to be behind enemy lines?" - Gregg

"What do you get when you add 1 Los Angeles driver and 1 busy street in San Fransico? A whole lotta Darwin Awards." - Gregg

"What Pier is that?" - Me
"Pier 9" - Big Jay
"And that one?" - Me
"Pier 1" - Big Jay
"Fuck, we're going the wrong way. Wait, what number is that next one?"
"Pier 3 1/2"
"Fuck, this is what happens when you smoke crack, isn't it?"

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