If I knew I was in for a day such as this when I woke up, fuck man, I would've called in sick......lighting probs at a cathedral........so me, the guy who fears heights the most out of anyone at the company has to crawl 50 feet into the air with nothing but my digits and extremites to hold me from falling to a certain, but justified (I'm sure in the omniscient overlord's frame of mind) death. Fifty feet in the air over a sanctuary floor, nothing comes to mind surprisingly......I am Jack's cramped muscle......other than I NEED to finish school sharpish!!!!!!
It gets better too......later on that day I had to crawl underneath this bitches' house to fix her dryer outlet (eventhough both her and I know she dosen't do near enough laundry, cuz' her house smells of excrement). So I'm crawlin underneath her house......oops dead bloated cat, missed that one; Her FUCKING SEWER LINE WAS BROKE!!!!! So naturally, being the young professional that I was, crawled through what ever came out of her and her kids' asses the previous night, fixed the NM cable and left with a smile on my face. Good luck payin that bill "Welfare Witch"
On that note, I find it appalling that individuals tend to think that all tradesmen function on nerve impulses, and are devoid of any higher brain functions.
Fuck that shit, I wish it were that easy........you think I wasted my time writing " A Psychoanalytic Anaylsis of Harrison Bergeron" for fuckin fun bitch? Dumb ass assingment.......
I need a beer
I need a joint
I need a new car
I need a break
Most of all i need a fuckin hug!
It gets better too......later on that day I had to crawl underneath this bitches' house to fix her dryer outlet (eventhough both her and I know she dosen't do near enough laundry, cuz' her house smells of excrement). So I'm crawlin underneath her house......oops dead bloated cat, missed that one; Her FUCKING SEWER LINE WAS BROKE!!!!! So naturally, being the young professional that I was, crawled through what ever came out of her and her kids' asses the previous night, fixed the NM cable and left with a smile on my face. Good luck payin that bill "Welfare Witch"
On that note, I find it appalling that individuals tend to think that all tradesmen function on nerve impulses, and are devoid of any higher brain functions.
Fuck that shit, I wish it were that easy........you think I wasted my time writing " A Psychoanalytic Anaylsis of Harrison Bergeron" for fuckin fun bitch? Dumb ass assingment.......
I need a beer
I need a joint
I need a new car
I need a break
Most of all i need a fuckin hug!

pinkwhiskey:
hug, big huge hug!
we'll drink for each other, how's that sound?
