jawbone

Wanting breakfast turned into a project - I checked the refer and found no bacon and only 3 eggs hmmm... must go to the store.
Grocery store was pretty much uneventfull except for the mental anguish I now suffer from the whole decision making process -

I guess it all started earlier this morning when I got on this here SG website to check out who was doing what when I ran across painbearer's member page. Seemed like any other member out there, Talking about his upcoming meeting with another un-named member and he seemed pretty hopped up about it. I went ahead and entered a comment/guess on who I thought it might be, and went AFK
I get ready to go to the store real quick and am heading out the door. when I lean over and hit the F5 key and notice I have another comment.... being curious I check and see its a reply to my incorrect guess... I read it real quick, telling me my guess was wrong and something about soy milk blah blah blah and head out the door.

In the store grabbing this and that off the shelves - eggs, bacon, bread, cheese some of this and that and I remember I need some of that creamer crap for my coffee - head over to the dairy area and open the cooler door for my Irish cream stuff, when I notice on the shelf next - that there is something there called SILK Chocolate Soy Milk - I think to myself " hey thats exactly what that guy from SG was talking about" OK what the hell - I reach out and grab the carton - and I notice that its the last one (popular?)
Up front at the checkout stand I am waiting in a line going through my cart and I start singing that song about "one of these things does not belong here" because everything in my cart is like normal bad for you shit except for this lonely carton of Soy Milk - what the hell is Soy Milk doing in my cart - I am not Lactose Intolerant - I dont have high Cholesterol nor any weight problem.
I actually start feeling poorly about my selections because none of it is healthy and the only thing I grabbed that could be remotley considered good for me was the last one of its kind in the store. -

So I am now depriving some poor little lactose intolerant kid of his morning Silk Chocolate Flavored Soy Milk. and I am all upset about it because I am upsetting the entire balance of the universe based on my selection of the Last Silk Chocolate Soy Milk - The Mental Anguish is Unbearable as I am putting the items on the checkout stand and the people behind me are all looking at me and wishing they were next instead of me. "Did I say all those things out loud" I think to myself

I hurredley swipe my ATM card and then push my stuff out the door and into the car and finally get home -
still UPSET over the whole universal impact that this trip to the store has caused.... and I finally remember.... That bastard... whats his name... HE DID THIS - that guy planted these idea's in my head to go out and get some Silk Chocolate Soy Milk.. DAMMN HIM - retribution will be swift and severe I tell you.

So if this guy painbearer leaves you comments, heed my warning - just skip them - its all some subliminal plot to take over the universe - I know his true Identity and it is......