Dude! i'm so drunk I can't move my left big toe! Shit! 
Anyway, had a blast at my friend's bday party tonight. Got blasted like never before.....whoa! Why is everything spinnning?!
It's weird...I can totally move my right big toe around....but my left won't budge......
Where's Daneille when I need her?
Anyway, had a blast at my friend's bday party tonight. Got blasted like never before.....whoa! Why is everything spinnning?!
It's weird...I can totally move my right big toe around....but my left won't budge......
Where's Daneille when I need her?
danielle:
i'm right here tucking you in...hey wheres my dinner damnit!