Well, as if I was not worried about my job enough already, I pulverized two fingers at work with a very heavy steel bar. Just got back from the hospital, and will be seeing the surgeon in a few days. Needless to say, I am in some nasty pain, and trying to make do at typing with one hand, which sounds terrifically dirty, but I'm too banged up to laugh. I have no idea how long this will take to heal, and the doc actually described my obliterated phalanxes as akin to Jell-O, these mushmeal bones being accompanied by bursting lacerations (in effect, my finger tip split open like a grape).
I will be mostly recovering, so to you few who have given me the pleasure of a follow, I thank you and warn that I may be quiet or only communicating in short bursts here for the next few days.
Right now I just want a shot of Jameson and a fresh pack of smokes.
