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The rave was an enormous sucess. Now, having a rave in a warehouse is one thing - you can blast music extremely loud and pack the place, and no one can fuck with the music. But in a house, it's another thing entirely. Every 5-10 minutes, someone wanted to change the song, and the point of a rave is to keep the music going. Stopping...
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Well tonight is supposedly the rave party. I dropped off a couple CD's worth of music at the house last night, bit a girls titty (she was asking for it), and felt good not having to worry about police now that my license is back. That's right, after a long year thanks to a cunty judge, I finally have my license back. Tonight, I'm just...
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This just in...... still sick

Good morning, friends. I made it into work today, but I still feel like a bag of smashed assholes. I've been on and off the phone all morning with my friend at a car auction trying to get me a new ride. Keeping the Mustang, but come Spring, I have to get rid of the motorcycle. Not because I want to. All that's on my...
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Well, there's a good reason I forgot to write something for Sunday. You see, not only did I not do anything Saturday, on Sunday I woke up and felt like 6 kinds of asshole. Yay, sinus infection - more than likely brought on by my own dumb self. So, that being said, I think its time to lay off the nose candy for a while....
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Well the Rave fell through, and we pushed it back a week. The house just wasn't ready for it. But we did party anyways, and it was a hot, drunken mess. I loved it. So next Friday, it's on... tonight? I feel like a corpse, so I'm probably staying in. But I did dance and meet new people and have myself a great time.

Now...
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So it's Friday.... and tonight, I am raving. That's right. You see a couple years back I pitched the idea of a rave to my fraternity brothers who pretty much wrote it off as dumb. But they noticed that whenever we partied, they'd blast loud, obnoxious rap downstairs and girls would dance and pretend they were slutty, but upstairs in my room, I'd have some...
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Happy Thanksgiving! Today, I am thankful for the fact my buddy Drew turned up alive last night after 2 months of being fuck knows where. Actually, as I typed that, he texted me and told me I wouldn't believe him if he told me. I'm also thankful for all the girls here because they make my life brighter every day. And I'm especially thankful that...
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So I went to the dentist yesterday and had my mouth completely raped. Two nice, big needles full of Novocain and a few minutes later my whole face was numb. I mean, really fucking numb. And not even a happy numb like blow, I'm talking an angry "I am completely unable to talk, eat, or drink" numb. So he fixed my toofus and sent me...
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I'm wondering if this will count as Monday or Tuesday considering I completely forgot to update all 21 (currently) of my adoring fans who..... well, probably don't even read this. Ego-stroking, fuck yeah. Anywho, last night I was bored. Really bored. As in, I have absolutely nothing to do barring autoerotic asphyxiation, and what a shame I left my assless chaps in my car. So...
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I slept for 11 hours last night. It felt fucking wonderful. I love that feeling you get when you're all curled up in a shitload of blankets and pillows and you're warm, knowing it's freezing outside the bed. That's the one thing about winter I couldn't live without. The snow, eh, not so much. So yesterday, I watched a girl fall down the stairs at...
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So I've heard some of you had interesting Friday nights. Mine was.... well, awkward. I didn't do anything. I planned on going out, but I ended up just sitting at home getting sloppy by myself. Today was much better. I was at my fraternity all day painting, fixing broken tiles, patching holes, etc... getting that bitch ready for tomorrows Thanksgiving dinner. Then the pledges showed...
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