I really hate my sleep schedual! 
It's fuckn hell man! im telln' ya. -But what can you do? -i work in the night, into the early morning, and sleep in the day! go dracula! 
So the thousand i was putting down on a car, has been reduced to 500
And luckily ive been schedualed to work 50 hrs a week for the next two weeks, and am probably becomming supervisor pretty soon.... fuck, if im going to work at a shitty place, with a pretty shitty wage, i might as well attempt makiing a couple extra bucks an hr, right?
my lungs hurt, you fuckers! -hurt hurt hurt - fuck you phenemonia! -I swear they're still pist off at me and not completely healed..and the cold, and me going back to work for 10 hrs today probably isnt helping.. who knows.
My friend Shelly just moved back to Provo, fro Ogden!!
She serioussssly is a fuckn replica (looks wise) of Elara on this site! it really weirds me out, actually. -but shes rad and shes back. And shes seriously the funniest friend i have, and shes the only friend i have that i share the same sun sign with, which is fun. 
i cant describe how excited i am that she moved back! fun is soon to be had
imfomercials can eat my ass..yeah! ya heard? -rim job STAT fuck holes! bahh. They're all thats ever on when im awake at this early hour... gimme somethin' pokemon or somthing, if we're talkin lame ass shows. .jezzz.
blah blah blah...
Ive reduced my friend status to like 4, for awhile. ..when it comes to friends i hang out with on a daily basis... i had the shittiest ending to the coolest night thursday night. -fuckn immature gossiping bull dykes man! can get enough of the bull shit. -Ive got an idea!
-Get a life?! -Ive known far too many useless, lame, dramatic, really just retarded people (no pun intended) - 
-I almost punched a friend of mine in the face that night. ..good thing, i think and consider consequences before i act huh? 
-smooth move jasper! -Its just a lot of people i spend my time with aren't really decent people, and i give too much to them, and they in return treat me like shit. -And i really dont have time for it anymore- ive let it consume far too much of my time, and my life. -So yah, i've made an oath to myself not to let people treat me like theyr asshole- and hanging out with lesbians, you find a lot of gossip and bullshit spead through out the circle of friends you have, and even out of the circle...and its hilarious how people are somtimes. -but, to aviod all of this, ive chosen to be blunt and hounest (more so than i already am) -Some people may take this as me being a bitch.... and if so, they should really grow up a bit and learn to deal with the truth. -but ive spent fat too much time lying to people to spare feelings. -And i cant do that anymore because people tend to tkae things other people say and twist it into this huge mass disaster. -Anyway, so im annoyed in that whole area.
other than that thursday was fun.. i finally heard my friend Anna sing- and i want her to do back ups for my band, cause shes really good, and we're into the same type of music. good shit. - I was SO proud of her! because shes so shy, and it was first time.. and she poped that cherry likea fuckn champ! -I bought everyone drinks to celebrate her rockn' self! -it was good times
haha all i do is type about bullshit .. i talk a lot in reality, so i guess its better here than in your ear forever and ever right?
-Some lady last night told me while i was cashing my chest...hah check that is... haha whatta gutter mind... anyway cashing my check, and shes also cashing her check, looks over at me and says 'i like your hair! It fits you!' All excited like the womans won the lotery or somthing! and i say 'Why because i have all this shit in my face?' and smiled at her (i have 5 lip rings) ..and she says ' no, it just suits you' it was so funny though! because...haha whatta complement! 'your hair suits you' how do you know me in order to know that it suits me? yaknow.. it was a funny complement.. nice, but funny. -its like.. maybe...just maybe a mullet or a bowl cut, or beehive hair cut would suit me better? hah. it was funny.
a funnier complement ive heard was.. when i was dating this girl carly, she once said 'I like mimi, she seems really nice, her face is very semetricle!' which, at the time i was too distracted to catch on.... but who doesnt have a semetricle face? -Like, i think someone who doesnt have a semetricle face, and i think...like... oh i dunno... Sloth from The Goonies or somthing! ya know? 'Hey you guys!' -Im sure it was ment to come across as a nice compliment.. but thinking back on it now, and it has to go in the funny complement box of memories! -cause that was beautiful.
So... im fucking off, and stopping my typing fingers, to spare those of you whoe actually took the time out of your lives to read this bullshit. -BUT!
The Question for you is this :
-What was a funny compliment you, or someone you know has recieved? -These are great! -Cause, usually its a sarcastic compliment, or it was really ment to be nice, but comes across as.....well, intresting.. to say the least.
SO com' on! out with it!
in the mean time..... heres a
to grow an inch!
...i need sleep.
ps- Its my sisters birthday! ..damn capricorn filled family evil little things, them capricorns
pss- Ignore that fuck load of typos, or have a good laugh.... eihter way im too tired to correct them all. im sure theyrs plenty.
It's fuckn hell man! im telln' ya. -But what can you do? -i work in the night, into the early morning, and sleep in the day! go dracula!
So the thousand i was putting down on a car, has been reduced to 500
And luckily ive been schedualed to work 50 hrs a week for the next two weeks, and am probably becomming supervisor pretty soon.... fuck, if im going to work at a shitty place, with a pretty shitty wage, i might as well attempt makiing a couple extra bucks an hr, right?
my lungs hurt, you fuckers! -hurt hurt hurt
- fuck you phenemonia! -I swear they're still pist off at me and not completely healed..and the cold, and me going back to work for 10 hrs today probably isnt helping.. who knows.
My friend Shelly just moved back to Provo, fro Ogden!!
She serioussssly is a fuckn replica (looks wise) of Elara on this site! it really weirds me out, actually. -but shes rad and shes back. And shes seriously the funniest friend i have, and shes the only friend i have that i share the same sun sign with, which is fun. i cant describe how excited i am that she moved back! fun is soon to be had
imfomercials can eat my ass..yeah! ya heard? -rim job STAT fuck holes! bahh. They're all thats ever on when im awake at this early hour... gimme somethin' pokemon or somthing, if we're talkin lame ass shows. .jezzz.
blah blah blah...
Ive reduced my friend status to like 4, for awhile. ..when it comes to friends i hang out with on a daily basis... i had the shittiest ending to the coolest night thursday night. -fuckn immature gossiping bull dykes man! can get enough of the bull shit. -Ive got an idea!
-Get a life?! -Ive known far too many useless, lame, dramatic, really just retarded people (no pun intended) - -I almost punched a friend of mine in the face that night. ..good thing, i think and consider consequences before i act huh? -smooth move jasper! -Its just a lot of people i spend my time with aren't really decent people, and i give too much to them, and they in return treat me like shit. -And i really dont have time for it anymore- ive let it consume far too much of my time, and my life. -So yah, i've made an oath to myself not to let people treat me like theyr asshole- and hanging out with lesbians, you find a lot of gossip and bullshit spead through out the circle of friends you have, and even out of the circle...and its hilarious how people are somtimes. -but, to aviod all of this, ive chosen to be blunt and hounest (more so than i already am) -Some people may take this as me being a bitch.... and if so, they should really grow up a bit and learn to deal with the truth. -but ive spent fat too much time lying to people to spare feelings. -And i cant do that anymore because people tend to tkae things other people say and twist it into this huge mass disaster. -Anyway, so im annoyed in that whole area.
other than that thursday was fun.. i finally heard my friend Anna sing- and i want her to do back ups for my band, cause shes really good, and we're into the same type of music. good shit. - I was SO proud of her! because shes so shy, and it was first time.. and she poped that cherry likea fuckn champ! -I bought everyone drinks to celebrate her rockn' self! -it was good times
haha all i do is type about bullshit
.. i talk a lot in reality, so i guess its better here than in your ear forever and ever right?
-Some lady last night told me while i was cashing my chest...hah check that is... haha whatta gutter mind... anyway cashing my check, and shes also cashing her check, looks over at me and says 'i like your hair! It fits you!' All excited like the womans won the lotery or somthing! and i say 'Why because i have all this shit in my face?' and smiled at her (i have 5 lip rings) ..and she says ' no, it just suits you' it was so funny though! because...haha whatta complement! 'your hair suits you' how do you know me in order to know that it suits me? yaknow.. it was a funny complement.. nice, but funny. -its like.. maybe...just maybe a mullet or a bowl cut, or beehive hair cut would suit me better? hah. it was funny.
a funnier complement ive heard was.. when i was dating this girl carly, she once said 'I like mimi, she seems really nice, her face is very semetricle!' which, at the time i was too distracted to catch on.... but who doesnt have a semetricle face? -Like, i think someone who doesnt have a semetricle face, and i think...like... oh i dunno... Sloth from The Goonies or somthing! ya know? 'Hey you guys!' -Im sure it was ment to come across as a nice compliment.. but thinking back on it now, and it has to go in the funny complement box of memories! -cause that was beautiful.
So... im fucking off, and stopping my typing fingers, to spare those of you whoe actually took the time out of your lives to read this bullshit. -BUT!
The Question for you is this :
-What was a funny compliment you, or someone you know has recieved? -These are great! -Cause, usually its a sarcastic compliment, or it was really ment to be nice, but comes across as.....well, intresting.. to say the least.
SO com' on! out with it!
in the mean time..... heres a
to grow an inch!
...i need sleep.
ps- Its my sisters birthday! ..damn capricorn filled family
evil little things, them capricorns
pss- Ignore that fuck load of typos, or have a good laugh.... eihter way
im too tired to correct them all. im sure theyrs plenty. 
4evafilthy:
that sleep schedule sux i completely understand. Im on the same one but voluntarily cuz im outta a job. its different cuz im drunk all the in those hours but still its very depressing. what can you say? i nite owl is a nite owl. you cant change even if you wanted to.
jasperellah:
yah man... 