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Wednesday Dec 31, 2003

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I REALLY hate looking for cars Howm' i suppose to find a 96' affordable Honda civic EX Sedan, with automatic transmission? In Black?..grrrrr....who wants to just give me one? For all my hard work lookn for one hahah...what a pain in the ass. I'll probably just go with some lame ass accent or neon or something...AutoTrader is my ASS! cant find shit you really want. where have all the hondas gone?? THATS all i want in my lifeeeeeeeeeee ONE honda civic...its not even a 2004 or a 2000 for that matter..... just give me the fuckn honda i want, and i'll go home. grrrrr.


Ps....Happy Pre-New Year. skull kiss skull I wish MUCH SeX to you tonight! Lots of tits lots of dick.. and even more ass than you got last year fuckers! oink yah thas right! you thought baby had back last year, you betta' check dis shit out dis year! shits like heyyy-yahhhh bok ....You get my point... get fucked! get drunk... and have fun telling 2003 to fuck its self you're movin' on! skull

Oh yah.... Question for ya.. What are some good toast saying type dealy-yos you people spout out to the world?

heres one, i learned from my friend mindy, my friends and i usually use....

'Here's to the breezes! That fowess through the treeses! And lifts the girls skirts above theyr kneeses! AND teases and PLEASES and OH JESSSSUUUSSES!! .....Look at that snatch ...down the fuckn Hatch! ...and, at that point of course ..you drink. ARRR!!!

xoxo
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sebsis:
Yeah, you know your going to have to shave or wax constantly or your tat is going to turn into the bearded lady...

I love you too hon. Gonna email you soon, but right now, it's nap time!
Jan 1, 2004
hellwood:
thats funny with the reese's thing, cuase i just switched from using oinion rings as a kak ring to reeses, the minatures hehe. hopefully your fully recovered from the night and ready for more!!!! we had the night lit up like some special ed fireworks show the other night. lol
elwood
Jan 1, 2004

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