jasperellah

HIYYYYYYA

ok, so adventureeeeees in jasper land. ..becoming quite popular lately to say in place name here _____ land. cool cool.

so anyway- *deep man voice* THE MESSAGE IS THIS: I got off work early tonight, - headed to the good ol' ferkn sports bar- sang lots of songs- the door man bought me a year membership because i was planning on buying a 3 weeker again, but he count acept that he's pretty rad. i sang a cheesey duet of 'picture' by sheryl and kid - yah yah, it was funny. laugh it up snatch!

met this cab driver guy, who was really nice- who offered to fix my tattoo of my zodiac- im going to check his work first (dont want twwly comming out of my computer screen to yell at me ) shes so cute -but yah, im going to check his work- he said he did his own tattoos, and im not too into them- but maybe his porfolio looks better? i'll have to check it.

SOOOO then, theyr were these guys from michigan, grand rapids to be exact- one of them asked me ifi could drive him to the truck stop (flying j) andi said i couldnt because my car was literally on empty. but he wa slike 'ill give you a couple bucks' so i thought about it and i was like 'you're not going to try anything fuckin crazy are you?' and he laughed and said 'look at me, and look at you, if anything, id think you'd be the one to do somethign crazy' so then i thought about it and thought 'well, he seems alright, and the truck stop was like a mile away, if that' so i told him id take him...

now for whatever reason the dj chick from the bar was giving this guys friend a ride to the truck stop- (which was the original plan) and the dude who wanted me to give him a ride said theyr wasnt enough room in her car for her to give him a ride.

Sooooooooo .. im jammin out to the smiths and driving this dude to the truck stop and he was asking me a million and ONE perverted questions the entire time, clearly had too much to drink and wouldnt shut up with pervy comments.... we get to the truck stop and hes like 'go back theyr' so i thought it was fuckn odd, but i figured maybe they were truckers or something..so i drive in the ass crack of the fuckn flying j, in the verry backish... and the dude says 'ok, now pull up by this white truck' so i do. and then im like 'alright, theyr ya go, have a nice night' - pretty creeped out.

and he WOULDNT get the fuck out of my car!! serious now people. i wasnt even responding to his pervy comments in the first place, excluding the ackward chukles and the 'yuuuuuuups' -didnt want to tell this guy i was gay- because i was creeped out that it would end up another laremy project....clearly, you can tell by the lame rainbow bumper sticker and the i kiss girls sticker in my bumper.....but ok, leaving out the fact that this kid was blind......

further fuckn more.... he wouldnt get out of my car... his friend hadnt arrived yet either, in tjs car.... so he kept going with the 'i can take you over theyr and fuck you like youve never been fucked before' comments ...so fuckn genius right? gimme a break here...did he actually think i would respond by saying 'sure! lets go!' yawwwwwwwn. can you be anymore fuckn retarded now? oh and luckily, annas phones broken so she didnt get my message to meet me at the bar ...so lucky me, i was alone with this creep.

he kept on and kept on..andi kept saying, 'ok i gotta work early in the morning, i gotta go, my cars on empty im going to run out of gas' -ohhhh and he asked me if i had a boyfriend and i replied 'yah, something like that' get the hint man, and get the fuck out of my car.

and the best part is when he decided to reach for my belt in hopes he'd get down my pants even though i told him 576586758 times in the most polite way possable at this point 'goodnight, i really have to go' ..i pushe dhis hand away and he said 'dont you want to fuck?' duh, you fuckn asshole..how many times have i said no.. so i was going to tell him i had some disease so that he'd back the fuck off.. but i settled for lying to him and telling him i was on my period, in hopes that'd scare him away.. but he was like 'that's alright' and proceeded to grab my tit.. i grabed his hand adni was like 'ok, i really have to go' ..i was so fuckn pist! thankkkk motherfuckn gooooooood! tj showed up with his friend right afterward-

i signaled for her to pull over once we got near the flying j parking lot and told her about it- she told me to call the cops, but i said i was just going to go home- it was fuckn crazy- and i was fuckn luckyyyy, i seriously was thinking up every way to defend myself had this guy fucked with me any further..my friend bret told me i shouldve honked my horn untill he got out.. i couldnt think of anything to do at the time except put my car in reverse and floor it and then slam on my breaks- but what would that've done since he was in my car... ughh.

has anything like this ever happened to you? if so, what did you do? or what would you have done to prevent it? - i mean granted it couldve been a lot worse..but i wouldve bit his fuckn throat out before it got any worse. im too fuckn trusting... and i had a shitty feeling about it at the begining...but im always a paranoid person, so i kind of ingnored it.

shit like that has happened before- but it was realy fucked up because it was in a parking lot and in my car.... and my drivers side door wont open cause its a piece of shit, so i felt traped because i have this fuckn dickhead to the right of me and a broken car door to the left.... he couldve fuckn slashed my throat..

... im really quite stupid sometimes. anyway.... so thats the adventure...not at all a good adventure, but none the less \- something i know i'll never forget.

Anywayyy...fuck.. on to things that arent so fucked up....

- i found out today that you really cant access this site from the public library stewwwpid. fukkaz' so im on my shitty computer that can barely function without freezing every 5 minutes

my parents computer works whenever it feels like it...ive tried booting it, and and it freezes before its even done booting....meh. and i cant barely come on here because i live in sucha shak, and dont have my own bedroom. meh. oh well though, better days are yet to come right? ...one can only hope.


..i got a second job tonight!! bum bum bum! at the gas station!! - right down the strret from my house! which makes me really happy, caus ei need all the income i can get. i work at like 6am-2 or 3 and then i go into my taco stand from 5-1 or 5-2 depending on the day... sooo yah, little sleep...but i dont really have much a choice lately....if i want to keep my car, running and legal. and if i want to take trips to canada it'll all be worth it in the long run.

i miss anna sad i didnt get to see her tonight, or have taco dinner with he rtonight on my break. im so glad shes vegan with me! i cant wait untill i get my own place and we can have vegan feasts and shit like that! its goign to be great days! i seriously love that girl. and since a couple days ago.... she knows it! yay. i wish we didnt work opposite hours though meh. i need my daily dose of anna.

anyway.... thats all for tonight... i need a shower. i feel discusting.

love you peoples!

i'll try so very hard to hit up all your profiles tonight to say hi... since i never really do. andi love you, and i need to do it more often!

xoxoxox


Edited to say: 'girls are crazy confusing little creatures, put on this earth to terrorize those who are capable of feeling anythign for them.' -that is and will forever be- my quote of the night!

and i, being a girl- am once again no exception. I think all this shit, is my bad carma from being a not-so great g/f in the past backfireing and biting me in the ass?? - i get bored too easily.