i dont kno i dont know if im gonna be around hereee much longerrr. 
The wedding was out of control. this was the most stressful, busiest, sleepiest, craziest day of my life.
Nothing was planned man. My mom and the the grroms mom were pulling out theyr ovaries by the end of the night.
The mormon bishop who married them, married them, everyone clapped ..or cried in my case. and thennn he decided he forgot the rings! so they were married for like 5minutes before he remember the rings.
then, my sister invited all these creepy friends of hers form a longgg time ago..who ended up stealing one of the brides maids cell phones and make up and stuff and later smashing her cell phone all over the place, becasue they didnt like her. which was really sad, and pretty disrespectful to my sister, because everyone, even my sister was freaking out thinking theyr stuff was stolen too. it was sad.
the photographer lady was this creepy mental pacient church lady who no one knew, but all agreed she needed to be in a padded room. - she was out of control with this picture busness! and charged my parents an arm and a leg to shoot photos of random things and people no one knew.. and got maybe 5 photos of the bride and groom out of the 400 photos she took.
then, the wedding cake wasnt too well put together.
sooo much happened. but, it was actually really beautiful. my sister was soo fuckn beautiful! her, hair, her dress, her make up.. gorgeous!! i cried before she even walked down the isle.
some one stuck a condom on theyr antenna and put shaving cream all over the windows of the car the drove off in....and brennans (the grooms) mom, who might i add sings for the mormon tavernacle choir saw the condom on the antenna and almost died.
theyr wedding song was 'only time' by enya. beautifullllll! everything was so pretty. so it kind of made up for the confusion the lack of preperation.
everyone left, so my mom and i were the only ones left to clean up the entire museum they were married in. oh that place rocked for a place to have a wedding, it was like a castle on the inside..it was so damn rad!
so yah. that's that day i had.
oh oh oh!!!
funny thing for everyone!
the crazy photographer lady..remember her? ok.. so shes running aroudn taking pictures right? and she comes up to me and says 'you need to take a kiss picture' and, of course, im retarded..and have never really been to a wedding and thought she was bernnans moms friend jus twalking around being the crazy picture lady everyone was hiding from.... so i wa slike ..'ehhh, i'll pass' and she says 'no, no anyoneee you want me t take a picture of you kissing, you have to take a kiss picture' so her ei felt like, i really had to.. like it was mandatory, which of course it wasnt..but, like i said, im retarded, and wanted to be nice to the lady i thought was friends with the grooms mom' so i looked around to find someone to kiss, so she'd get over it already. and i saw this really cute girl....but thought 'no, thats not appropriate' ..cause everyone theyr was mormon, pretty much excluding me, and some of the friends who were theyr.
soooo... i grabed my friend luke and was like 'alright man, you're the designated person' and he had no idea what was even going on 'so wa slike 'i have to take a kiss picture, and you're the guy i choose to kiss' and he wa slike 'ok, cool, but why arent you kissing a girl?' and i explained and he was cool about it and let me do ths kiss picture.
then later i foudn out my mom foud her through my grandma who found her through the church.... and i really didnt haveeee to take a kiss picture. i was so pist! ..not really, i just felt a little retarded. but oh well. i kissed luke, and he's one of really good friends, so it was funny
alrrrrrrright. hopefully, i'll be around to update all of you tomorrow. with how excited im going to be that i dont have to work, and i dont have to do anything but record some karoke jasper onto a vhs. and sleep in and be lazy and watch some horror movies, and spend time with my kittie.. and relaaaaaaaaax.
im reallly tireddddd. i need to cjeck my email for a few mins. so if anyone is on you should aim me, while i do that. cause im on aim, and im bored, and tired checking email. and then im going to dig myself a grave and dive into it! and sleepppp for soooo many hours.
xoxoxo
uggggggh- Do you wanna know the creepiest fuckn annoyingessssst thing? when somoene is seriously fucking obsessed with you! it's fucking out of control.
... i mean granted if some hot ass chick like fuckn cyndi lauperrr or someone was obsessed with me- and not to a fuckn disturbing and discusting point..it would be flattering. but gahhhhhh. ....ewww, im really off to dig myself a grave to hybernate in... and when the world isnt half as fucked up anymore..... fuckn bring a priest and dig up my corpse and bring me back from the dead. Untill then...or at least until ive had more sleep..and can deeal with the sick ass pyschos who lurk this earth
i love you all!
x's forever and ever!
The wedding was out of control. this was the most stressful, busiest, sleepiest, craziest day of my life.
Nothing was planned man. My mom and the the grroms mom were pulling out theyr ovaries by the end of the night.
The mormon bishop who married them, married them, everyone clapped ..or cried in my case. and thennn he decided he forgot the rings! so they were married for like 5minutes before he remember the rings.
then, my sister invited all these creepy friends of hers form a longgg time ago..who ended up stealing one of the brides maids cell phones and make up and stuff and later smashing her cell phone all over the place, becasue they didnt like her. which was really sad, and pretty disrespectful to my sister, because everyone, even my sister was freaking out thinking theyr stuff was stolen too. it was sad.
the photographer lady was this creepy mental pacient church lady who no one knew, but all agreed she needed to be in a padded room. - she was out of control with this picture busness! and charged my parents an arm and a leg to shoot photos of random things and people no one knew.. and got maybe 5 photos of the bride and groom out of the 400 photos she took.
then, the wedding cake wasnt too well put together.
sooo much happened. but, it was actually really beautiful. my sister was soo fuckn beautiful! her, hair, her dress, her make up.. gorgeous!! i cried before she even walked down the isle.
some one stuck a condom on theyr antenna and put shaving cream all over the windows of the car the drove off in....and brennans (the grooms) mom, who might i add sings for the mormon tavernacle choir saw the condom on the antenna and almost died.
theyr wedding song was 'only time' by enya. beautifullllll! everything was so pretty. so it kind of made up for the confusion the lack of preperation.
everyone left, so my mom and i were the only ones left to clean up the entire museum they were married in. oh that place rocked for a place to have a wedding, it was like a castle on the inside..it was so damn rad!
so yah. that's that day i had.
oh oh oh!!!
funny thing for everyone!
the crazy photographer lady..remember her? ok.. so shes running aroudn taking pictures right? and she comes up to me and says 'you need to take a kiss picture' and, of course, im retarded..and have never really been to a wedding and thought she was bernnans moms friend jus twalking around being the crazy picture lady everyone was hiding from.... so i wa slike ..'ehhh, i'll pass' and she says 'no, no anyoneee you want me t take a picture of you kissing, you have to take a kiss picture' so her ei felt like, i really had to.. like it was mandatory, which of course it wasnt..but, like i said, im retarded, and wanted to be nice to the lady i thought was friends with the grooms mom' so i looked around to find someone to kiss, so she'd get over it already. and i saw this really cute girl....but thought 'no, thats not appropriate' ..cause everyone theyr was mormon, pretty much excluding me, and some of the friends who were theyr.
soooo... i grabed my friend luke and was like 'alright man, you're the designated person' and he had no idea what was even going on 'so wa slike 'i have to take a kiss picture, and you're the guy i choose to kiss' and he wa slike 'ok, cool, but why arent you kissing a girl?' and i explained and he was cool about it and let me do ths kiss picture.
then later i foudn out my mom foud her through my grandma who found her through the church.... and i really didnt haveeee to take a kiss picture. i was so pist! ..not really, i just felt a little retarded. but oh well. i kissed luke, and he's one of really good friends, so it was funny
alrrrrrrright. hopefully, i'll be around to update all of you tomorrow. with how excited im going to be that i dont have to work, and i dont have to do anything but record some karoke jasper onto a vhs. and sleep in and be lazy and watch some horror movies, and spend time with my kittie.. and relaaaaaaaaax.
im reallly tireddddd. i need to cjeck my email for a few mins. so if anyone is on you should aim me, while i do that. cause im on aim, and im bored, and tired checking email. and then im going to dig myself a grave and dive into it! and sleepppp for soooo many hours.
xoxoxo
uggggggh- Do you wanna know the creepiest fuckn annoyingessssst thing? when somoene is seriously fucking obsessed with you! it's fucking out of control.
... i mean granted if some hot ass chick like fuckn cyndi lauperrr or someone was obsessed with me- and not to a fuckn disturbing and discusting point..it would be flattering. but gahhhhhh. ....ewww, im really off to dig myself a grave to hybernate in... and when the world isnt half as fucked up anymore..... fuckn bring a priest and dig up my corpse and bring me back from the dead. Untill then...or at least until ive had more sleep..and can deeal with the sick ass pyschos who lurk this earth
i love you all!
x's forever and ever!
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This is to remind you that Sebsis is your devoted friend, and wishes he could snap his fingers and the perfect woman would appear before you and seduce you, then take you away from all of lifes irritations and give you really good back rubs.
So it is in your best interest to hope that I find myself a magic lantern or something.