jasperellah

I got a new black dress with white polka dots, with a cute little black sweater/jasket type thingey and white fishy nets im going to be wearing to my sisters wedding next saturday with big bad motherfuckn hooker boots! anddddd i'm getting a wig like the chick on pulpfiction who over doesed on cocaine!

it's going to look darlinnnnng.

annndddd i got some new smelly stuff too MmMM cool water for womennnnn *drool* that shit makes me moist all over the placeeee

sang again tonight at the good ol' sportsss bar... i brought my friend who never heard me sing- and she was reaking out, which was fun. and the cocktail waitress told me i was hot and she loved my voice...she was so fuckn adorable!

I go by Jasper at the barrr...so when i sing theyr sayy 'Jasper baby where are you?' and thn i go up and get everyone off....*tear* its times like these that make life worth living.

got homeeee and walked in on my sister and her fiance bonen' superrr mega fuckn

And why is everyone getn' laid but me?!?

Annnnd i gotta work tomorrow and we have company over sooo theyrs no place for little jasper face to sleep.

*yay* fucka' isn't Bathory such a motherfuckn cutie?!?! ..i can't take it anymoreeee! I'm SO glad she went up today!

Nowwww for Alisa to go up! Tomorrow maybe? Would i be so lucky?!? timeee shall tell.

alright my babiesssss i'm blown' this hot dog stand!

xoxoxo