jasperellah

I gotta pee! say's the chicken

Tonight was THE night! And where were you?! I had SO much fun! I sannng my little lungs right the FUCK out! Sooo uhh, im lungless..so i dont have long to type this to you before i fall over and die! and soon after that... i will look like HIM ~~> i know that maks you horney baby!

Ok, So Some creepy drunk guy who resembleed Mr Burns hit on me tonight *so flatering* i had to go to the little girls room to whipe the that was running down my leg. -So i got rid of him- by telling him this cute little story about how im engaged to a guy named bob from alaska- and showed him my engagement ring i got from my ex girly ashley from boston. - He bought it and finally let me go about my buisness.

THEN... some really cute lesbian chick came up to me and told me i could sit at her table *cause i was all alone tonight* So i did...she was superrr fuckn hot!! i wanted to hit dat yo! But then...what is this i see?? Her girlfriend walks up and starts suciking her face.... *shuckkkkkkks* *bow bow bow anothe rone bites the dusttt* so yah, then her and her g/f introduce me to theyr friennnd and i dont remember her name, but that's a common occurance ..so im talkn to her a bit and she was a really cool girl. Not my type because im a pickyyy motherfucker..but she was really nice.

thennnnn the chick whos does all this karoke stuff says to this guy and in the microphone that shed take me home if id let her... shes pertty mommy but again not my type. And i dont go home with people..it creeps me out..unless theyr really hot and im really drunk..but ive never been that drunk yet..so keep yr fingers crossed!

Thennn... they play that annie lenix song i think its called 'why' ..maybe not though. -slow song= dancing people. -As i would have liked to dance with the cool girl.. somg random cowboy dude asked if id dance with him.... so i did. it was weird. he asked me if i like things with three legs..which i assumed he ment boys. AND .. i sold out! and said yes. Reason being, i go to that little cowboy joint all the time to sing, and they like me theyr...a lot! and i like that they like me.. so i choose not to reveal my lesbian side. Then he got creepy and attempted to groap me.. which was about the time i said 'i need to pee' what a greatt escape that is! just.. 'i gotta pee' i think he got the hint. i feel bad, but damn dude. i'll dance with you, fine... but groap me and the dance stops theyr.. i dont need some drunk burley goggley eyes cowboy stickin his hands up my shirt, mmmk thanx! I'll take that order to go!

i love that place though..they appriciate my voice, and i appriciate thery company and theyr complimants..so i come back often.

i need a band though, a bigger better band! enough of this karoke buisness! i wanna rock yr mama's twat motherfuckazz!

so i sang this:

Mazzy star - Fade into you.

Jewel - Who will save YOUR soul?

The Start -Gorgeous

Ani D- 32 flavors

Letter to cleo - I want you to want me (cover)

And that was all the fat lady sang! before she sat on me
boy am i retarded.

Movie quote of the night! 'My dick may not function, buti have not lost my smile' -Guess that my beauties, and recieve ONE JuMbO sized Hot Dog! ....i'll even make it a ball park How doya want it? '2inches or a yardd ROCK harddd or with it saggn'


Alright my little spremlingggs im outta this joint!



take it DEEP!

xoxoxxoxoxoxox

and a to grow an inch! ..hah gawdd im a perve!