jasperellah

BOY oh BOY hoooooooooooooow FUCKN' HOTTTT can thsi Katie girl get??? To jerk off to this set, or not ot jerk off to this set? That is the question.... haha no no im just kidding fuckers. -But damn, shes a beauty, Siren too of course, but like the movie states :theyrs something about Katie' ...well, it sort of went that way right? *drools all over herself* oh oh.. yah, where was i? oh yes, Katie ... yah know what i think it is about her though??? Thhose damn sexy platinum fronts! ohhhh life is like a box of Katie, no matter what happens its still beautiful.. and still entertaining.

So that was a fun paragraph huh? Guess what fuckers?? I got a car i got a car i got a car HEY HEY HEY HEY! haha Bok goes the chicken cuzz the chicken goes BOK!

So, i had a busy little day.. drove to salt lake city..hung out at a car dealership for a bit... then drove all the way from salt lake back here to nowheresville- but no no no, it didnt go that smoothly... i ended up in some weird take turns before you entter the freeway crap..and i ended up in the exit lane, ended up on soem fucked up belt route to god knnows where, my a/c couldnt be on because my car likes to overheat..so here i am on this belt route to the fuckn moon in 100 weather, no ac and a boiling hot Valinna Dr Pepper- TRY IT! *drools herself* its good, vanilla flavoring gets to bone dr peper, and they taste really good together!

GODDAMN IT!! i always try to make these entries small and they turn out a fucn novel no matter what! *raurr* Soooo NEVER come to Utah eve ever ever! -People cant drive here.... on the freeway, 5 o' clock rush hr traffic...people cutting people off, semis cutting people off...cars here migh as well not ever be made with blinkers... because?? no one uses them.. they just make it ALLL ABOUT THEM!! hhahaha...well guess what? im over it... motherfuckers! next time some mormon twat master cuts me off im speedin up and smashin into his mini van drivin twat master ass!

bastards.... all i wanted to do was go home.. so theyr was the freeway expierance, and i havent drive in 6 months before today..so it was all in good fun, almost dying a million times today.

busy day it was my pretty... drove people around all day..here theyr everywhere.... met up with my friend Jenn 'the girl' as i like to call her... hung out at the bar, chain-smoked a pk of ciggs- watched soem simpons at the bar, and some south park..

talkd to the bar tender who was telling me i looked like this girl who was telling him about suicidegirls, and how he should get an account because she was going to be on the site and that the site was really fuckn cool- funny that....considering he kind of paused to remember her name and says 'Oh yah! her name was Jasper' and i was like 'Really? funny that, I'm jasper, nice to meet you' I think i was drunk when rambling to him, i remember it was the 1st set i had done, which was like a year ago now, that turned out to be a messy lighting disaster- soo yah, funny i guess he got an account for a few months and didnt see me so he cancelled it, but is planning on getting another one..so thats cool, i gave him some stickers i just happend to have in my car, because i covered it in sg stickers earlier when i was cleaning the fucker out.

ohhh... then i went to sho shanas house to visit her and shell bell. they had just left to ogden for a few days which is sad.

WHo hates these dumb fuckn -crotch rocket ho bags on late night television? ya know the ones who say 'Ooooo im SO hot! im SOOO lonley, are you lonely too? want some company? call 1 900 shaved pussy - and for only $19.95 per minute i'll moan my lungs out and mastorbate my swollen rotten chicken twat- call now! its so annoying, over and over again.. i swear ive heard at leasst half a billion times in the past 5 mins... and granted if these girls were even slightly attractive it wouldnt be so bad, but theyr like ex crack head herion addict chicks that have daily gang bangs with random nyc tourists. ho bags i say.

sooo yah.... long day, cna t even remember half the shit ive done today..

but tomorrow is yet to come, but a very busy day... and i htink my gas gauge is broken i went to slc and back and then to plesant grove, then to springville, then to spanishfork, and then to provo and then to orem and then to springville and i still have a full tank..... somethings wrong wiht that shit yo.

Im goignt o tomorrow to highland to meet a frien on mine i met off the internet a year and half ago, shes a hermit, so im going to take her out to coffee tomorrow, its going to be weird because ie never met her and im shy..sooo shy baby so shy..

i might go to ogden to visit sho shana and shell bell tomorrow at some point too, i havve to take my shit to the storage shed...i have 5 outfits to wear for a month, because theyrs no room for my clothes at my moms, nor anything else of mine, i threw away SO much of my stuff yesterday, because im sick of having so much shit.. and i really dont have a lot of anything.. but i hate moving and carting it all around...

thennnn im going to go job hunting, and im going to try to get my job back at the jc penney warehouse.. and to a few other places.

i have ot go to the post office, to payson to take my friend karen out for dinner, because i never get to see her..
I have to go see my piercer, because i love her and i havent visited her for awhile, and i have to bring in that sg logo to get an estament, because otdya was too busy to get that taek care of..

then ill probably end up at the bar singing karoke and chilln' with some interesting redneck dudes who are three times my age. - yes yes much to do tomorrow.

whatchu doin' tomorrow?

Annnnd Bones is commin over in a minute... so i must end this novel with this - rock and roll your brains out motherfuckers! and i love you all. like liquid plumma' baby!